Archive for the ‘Image Craving’ Category

This is the Most Genius Thing I Have Seen in AGES

December 2, 2010

The Intervention Drinking Game

Okay so MAYBE I had something to do with this, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be GENIUS!  In fact…

interventiondrinkinggame.com

This Was My Favorite Puzzle When I Was Young

November 30, 2010

Actually it was Verticalville 2 but there was a better e-image of this one.

Gift From my Boyfriend

November 19, 2010

Guess I won't be getting a sonnet anytime soon?

If I Were a Dyke…

November 14, 2010

Is that word still offensive?  Probably, but it wouldn’t be if a lezzie said it.  OMG how hot is Georgia May Jagger?

So I guess if I were a lesbian my type would be Big Blond Hair and Big Teeth with a Big Gap

 

Found!

October 28, 2010

In a used copy of Prozac Nation ordered online.

Put it to a vote: which of these twats cried inky tears onto the pages of this angsty classic?  There’s one obvious guess…

Striking It Rich

October 27, 2010

I really want to strike it rich as a “fashion blogger” (think: Tavi and Bunny Bisous, who needs to get herself an NG tube FAST!) though that may be difficult considering I swore off buying any new clothing for a whole year this past January 1st (and am going strong!) and all I can think to say re: fashion is that I want to be Ruth Gordon in all her many incarnations.

Rosemary's gone have a BAY-BEE!

Means More to Me, Surely

October 25, 2010

My longest running pen pal's father reading my manuscript...

Contextually Appropriate

October 20, 2010

My sweet little bedroom overlooking the lawn...

The above picture is from Danvers State Insane Asylum, which was abandoned in the 1980s and only recently developed and turn into condos (yuck!)  Oh, how jealous I am of those who got to urban explore the grounds!  There are better (snazzy color!) pictures on this website, but it was too high-tech for me to figure out how to pilfer them:

http://www.danversstateinsaneasylum.com/gallery.html

There is also a big poster of the whole facade of the place for sale on this website.  Hint, hint.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark!

October 15, 2010

When I was a child, I had a three-book set of scary stories based on folklore.  The books were compiled and written by a man named Alvin Schwartz.  I haven’t met anyone else who had these books but I remember being completely chilled by their contents.  Here is one story:

Cold As Clay

A farmer had a daughter for whom he cared more than anything on earth. She fell in love with a farmhand named Jim, but the farmer did not think Jim was good enough for his daughter.  To keep them apart, he sent her to live with her uncle on the other side of the country.

Soon after she left, Jim got sick, and he wasted away and died.  Everyone said he died of a broken heart.  The farmer felt so guilty about Jim’s death, he could not tell his daughter had happened.  She continued to think of Jim and the life they may have had together.

One night many weeks later there was a knock on her uncle’s door.  When the girl opened it, Jim was standing there.

“Your father asked me to get you,” he said.  “I came on his best horse.”

“Is there anything wrong?” she asked.

“I don’t know,” he said.

She packed a few things, and they left.  She rode behind him, clinging to his waist.  Soon he complained of a headache.  “It aches something terrible,” he told her.

She put her hand on his forehead.  “Why, you are as cold as clay,” she said.  “I hope you are not ill,” and she wrapped her handkerchief around his head.

They traveled so swiftly that in a few hours they reached the farm.  The girl quickly dismounted and knocked on the door.  Her father was startled to see her.

“Didn’t you send for me?” she asked.

“No, I didn’t,” he said.

She turned to Jim, but he was gone and so was the horse.  They went to the stable to look for them.  The horse was there.  It was covered with sweat and trembling with fear.  But there was no sign of Jim.

Terrified, the father told her the truth about Jim’s death.  Then quickly he went to see Jim’s parents.  They decided to open his grave.  The corpse was in its coffin.  But around its head was the girl’s handkerchief.

Oooooo!  Scary!

The highlight of this collection was definitely the illustrations by Stephen Gammell, though.  See a few choice examples below:

 

Nice puppy.

 

When I downloaded this last one its eyes started moving and I screamed aloud in my room, prompting two of my roommates and my roommate’s boyfriend to think I’m crazier than they already knew I was!

UPDATE: AHHHH IT’S STILL DOING IT!  I’M NOT NEARLY TECHNOLOGICALLY SAVVY ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN ON MY OWN SO I’M ASSUMING IT’S THIS WEIRD OVERGROWN BABY WITH STRINGY HAIR COME TO LIFE IN THIS FUCKING CREEPY ASS IMAGE!

Poto and Cabengo

October 3, 2010

Poto and Cabengo, otherwise known as Virginia and Grace Kennedy.

Somebody please find me the documentary Poto and Cabengo, twins with idioglossia, directed by Jean-Pierre Gorin!  Or pay for me to go see it in Chicago at the Block Museum at 7 PM on November 17.

Revivals and Rediscoveries

Date Film Time

10/29 Demon Lover Diary 7 pm
11/17 Poto and Cabengo 7 pm

In a new ongoing series, Block Cinema will screen rare and often hard-to-see American and international films—from revered classics to obscure curiosities—that deserve a second look. This Fall’s offerings include two landmark documentaries from the same year, 1980, which offer hilarious and fascinating portraits of odd pairs, including Poto and Cabengo, Jean-Pierre Gorin’s legendary study of 6 year old twins who become a media sensation after supposedly creating their own language, and Demon Lover Diary, Joel DeMott’s side-splitting, jaw-dropping portrait of Don and Jerry, two Midwestern factory workers who set out to fulfill their lifelong dream of making a low-budget horror film.

Wednesday, November 17, 7 pm
Poto and Cabengo
Co-Presented by White Light Cinema
(Jean-Pierre Gorin, 1980, US, HDCam video, 76 min.)
After his 1970s collaborative films with Jean-Luc Godard (Tout Va BienLetter to Jane), filmmaker and intellectual Jean-Pierre Gorin left France to teach at UC San Diego. Primarily a professor and writer, his filmmaking has been sparse, but his “Southern California Trilogy” documentaries have been recognized as classics in the genre. The first of those films, the remarkable Poto and Cabengo, interweaves the lives of two six year-old identical twin girls who seem to have developed their own private language, and Gorin’s own personal reflections on his adopted country. The result moves beyond the specific to illuminate just what it means to be human. New digital restoration from Janus Films.