have catpchas really jumped the shark?

have catpchas really jumped the shark?

Although you’d never know it after a visit to the Louvre…

When it comes to acquiring art, I like to go one of two ways: first, buying works by friends, or second, buying pieces that have good stories behind them, whether it’s about how I stumbled upon the artist or the artist’s personal story or whatever. So for my first significant painting purchase, the story goes: my husband and I were wandering around the Marais neighborhood in Paris. It was a Saturday, so we couldn’t do much, and it was drizzling rain, so we were both irritable about not having much we could do. But then we turned right down a street lined with art galleries, and realized an activity was right at our doorstep (so to speak.) Most of what we saw was mediocre, but the work of Sergey Konokov stood out. Dark, technically mature (amazing, as the artist is only twenty-one), equal parts Francis Bacon and The Ring (post-tape watching.) The painting of the dogs fighting would be great in a dining area, just to make your guests feel mildly uneasy during a fancy supper.



The New York Times is running a little series on islands this week, and I’m thrilled, but a little sad they didn’t call and ask me to contribute. For as long as I can remember, I’ve been fascinated by islands: their miniature sustainability, the way they all seem haunted, even the jolly Caribbean ones. I was obsessed with drawing road maps as a kid, and, perhaps because islands were manageably small, I chose to plan out a million different islands, the towns or counties (depending on how big I decided to make it), the cul-de-sacs and stretch of stores. Then I’d decide where my friends would live and where I would live (always the nicest part of town, as I was a bit of a snob then.) I was also enchanted by addresses, for reasons I’ve never quite understood. Even now, when I visit a new place, I pick out the houses I like best, and imagine a card being sent to me at that address. 90 Church Street, Charleston, South Carolina. 36 Quai de Bethune, Ile Saint-Louis, Paris. Ballamona Estate, Oak Hill, Isle of Man, United Kingdom.
I’m so beguiled by islands, in fact, that I paid $500 to be a “fellow” in an artists’ commune on Governor’s Island last summer, even though I could have paid $0 to continue writing from my couch. I even wrote the above paragraph (talk about a pause in rumination) from an empty bedroom (I’m guessing) of a crumbling, plumbing-free house on Governor’s, which is full of decrepit and vacant old buildings (another obsession.) One day a friend came to visit and we wandered around the place, sneaking into buildings with the doors slightly ajar, fantasizing about writing a YA book in which all the tri-state area teens are relocated to an ominous boarding-school-type facility on the island after a nearby nuclear disaster––OR WAS IT?
The issue with loving islands is that eventually, you’ll start to want them to be smaller, more sparsely populated, more island-like. It’s like a drug, except instead of more, more, more, it’s smaller, smaller, smaller. A fondness for Ireland becomes an obsession with the Aran Isles; affection for Venice morphs into a burning desire to set foot on Poveglia Plague Island. Best of all, the Thimble Islands, the improbably adorable little specks in Long Island Sound, so close to where I lived for so long and yet I never even thought to go. With names like Frisbie Island, Little Pumpkin Island, Potato Island, Cut in Two Island, and so on. The coast of Maine? A dream for an islet junkie.
My fantasy of the ideal island home has changed a great deal over the years. It used to be Saint Croix, in the US Virgin Islands, or Aruba––the Caribbean was my jam, before I deemed it too touristy to sustain real life. More recently, it was Governor’s (they say you can’t sleep overnight, but ferry employees do, which might be something to look into.) Now, I’m kind of into islands in this neck of the woods: Isles of Scilly, Blasket Islands (only bunnies live there now), Faroes (which are Scandinavian, if you wish.) Or maybe I’ll just make like Andrea Zittel and construct my own little island and float off on it.

Robert Smithson’s “Island Project”
Last week, when my husband and I were in Rome, I saw a nun driving a car across the Isola Tiberina, and then she honked at someone! I was tickled. My husband said, “Nuns doing stuff is the best.” And lo, a concept Tumblr was born! I won’t start it because I would inevitably run out of steam, and you know how much it pains me to see abandoned blogs, but here is a blueprint of what it might look like:

Playing croquet…

Baking bread…

Voting…

Playing in the ocean…

Chilling at the bar…

Smoking herb…

Rollerskating…

Eating cake…

Working at a spa…

Playing basketball…

Enjoying a lager!
If you know that this Tumblr happens to exist already, just don’t tell me. I’d rather live blissfully ignorant of my generally derivative life than look the blinding sad truth in the face. I do, however, note the existence of a calendar called NUNS HAVING FUN or something to that effect, which I would like to own. If you could mail it to me c/o the Guggenheim Museum, that would be much appreciated. Consider it a belated birthday present.

So while I was away last week skiing in Austria, I missed this amazing wildlife drawing class where participants sketched BUNNIES!

Wild Life Drawing is a drawing class with a difference. Instead of life models, the subjects are real animals. The aim of the drawing classes is to inspire a sense of appreciation and understanding for animals and their conservation through creativity. On Good Friday – 25 March – Wild Life Drawing are hosting a special Easter drawing event for families at Somerset House, where you’ll get the chance to meet and draw different species of bunny rabbits, including Lion Head rabbits, a Plush Lop-Eared and a Rex rabbit. There will also be some guinea pigs coming along for good measure!
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This might be the most first world-y first world problem of all time.
Are you wondering whether you should write a think-piece? I’ve made a helpful flow chart to help you decide!

I’ve long been enamored of this story of Hasidic rabbi from Poland:
It was said of Reb Simcha Bunem that he carried two slips of paper, one in each pocket. On one he wrote: Bishvili nivra ha-olam—“for my sake the world was created.” On the other he wrote: V’anokhi afar v’efer”—“I am but dust and ashes.” He would take out each slip of paper as necessary, as a reminder to himself.
So enamored, in fact, that I’ve always hoped some spiritual jewelry designer would read my mind and make a necklace homage to this saying. Ideally, the necklace would be a simple gold, circle pendant, each side engraved with one of the sayings.

And yes, I do realize I can probably just have one made, and maybe I’ll do that, but I just thought I’d give some young upstart the chance to roll with a pretty great idea. #mitzvah!
Spotting pre-fame celebrities as extras. Here’s Viggo Mortensen as an Amish guy in Witness.
