Archive for the ‘Not a Poet’ Category

A Love Poem

February 3, 2010

For you I’ll connect

all the stories in the world…

James Wright

January 24, 2010

My boss’/my (?) literary agent turned me on to this poet…

Trying to Pray

This time, I have left my body behind me, crying
In its dark thorns.
Still,
There are good things in this world.
It is dusk.
It is the good darkness
Of women’s hands that touch loaves.
The spirit of a tree begins to move.
I touch leaves.
I close my eyes and think of water.

The Wee Hours

January 19, 2010

One of the only things I know by heart…

I knew a woman, lovely in her bones

When small birds sighed she would sigh back at them

Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one

the shapes a bright container can contain

Of her choice virtues, only God should speak

Or English poets who grew up on Greek

I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek

How well her wishes went

She stroked my chin

She taught me turn, and counter-turn, and stand

She taught me touch, that undulant white skin

I nibbled meekly from her proferred hand

She was the sickle, I, poor I, the rake

Coming behind her for her pretty sake

But what prodigious mowing we did make

Love likes a gander, and adores a goose

Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize

She played it quick, she played it light and loose

My eyes they dazzled at her flowing knees

Her several parts could keep a pure repose

Or one hip quiver, with a mobile nose

She moved in circles, and those circles moved

Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay

I’m a martyr to a motion not my own

What’s freedom for?  To know eternity

I swear she cast a shadow white as stone

But who could count eternity in days?

These old bones live to learn her wanton ways

I measure time by how a body sways

(I’ve forgotten/not included the punctuation…shapes change when words become memories…)

Intellectual Foreplay

January 8, 2010

Writing [sic]

gets me all hot and bothered

Half Past Midnight, The Sequel

December 24, 2009

The poet has insomnia. What should she read to help her sleep?

A) The Golden Notebook, by Doris Lessing

B) Gertrude Stein

C) Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

D) The Bible by God

A Public Service Announcement

December 16, 2009

FOR IMMEDIATE AND WIDESPREAD RELEASE

Hello dear subjects!

This is the Universal Director of Rationale here.  Many of you have expressed to me recently that you are oftentimes confused or anxious as to whether a not a social outing is technically a “date.”  So, we’re cementing the following part of the definition to put everyone’s mind at rest:

If someone asks you to out to do something and then pays for you(r food, beverages, movie ticket, transportation, etc.) it is automatically a date.

Any possible specifications to be debated on by the Committee of Rationale and added accordingly.  As always, questions/comments/concerns can be directed to the UDR’s secretary, Juan Carlos.

Sleep well, lovelies!

Kisses,

ID

A Confession

December 11, 2009

I want to write DFW a long love letter but would be way to embarrassed even if I tried to do it for no audience…what would I say to the bard?

Just Because

December 9, 2009

“His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.”

Advertisements in Harper’s Magazine

December 3, 2009

Iceland (Tourism.  Duh.)

The Balvenie –– the Hand Crafted Single Malt

Books, including but not limited to: Reading Jesus by Mary Gordon, Republican Gomorrah: Inside the Movement that Shattered the Party by Max Blumenthal, Empire of Illusion: The End of Literary and the Triumph of the Spectacle by Chris Hedges, New York Revisited by Henry James, You Can’t Be President: The Outrageous Barriers to Democracy in America by John R. MacArthur, Euonoia by Christian Bok (see below,) Asylum: Inside the Closed World of the State Mental Hospitals by Christopher Payne (with an essay by Oliver Sacks), Why We Cooperate by Michael Tomasello (synopsis: Understanding cooperation as a distinctly human combination of innate and learned behavior. (my analysis: yawn!))

LOTS of clean energy stuff

A biographical documentary about Joan Baez (biodoc?  Is that a genre?), as seen on PBS

StoneSoup, the literary magazine by children.  (Ms. calls it: “The New Yorker of the 8-13 set.”)

Diva-licious, a compilation of songs by female jazz artists like Diana Krall, released by NPR

David Morgan Purveyors, whose catalog includes, “Northwest Coast and Celtic jewelry, Akura pure fur felt hats, Filson outdoor clothing and much more.

Pajama-grams, which are pretty much exactly what they sound like

The Kindle!

$14 European berets

Delta

Rosetta Stone

Small text ads in the back:

“Form a real relationship with someone in extreme poverty.  Transformation through friendship, understanding and help.”

“Without doubt, the finest domino sets you can buy.  Great gift, with engravable [sic?] brass plate.”

“Philosophy of Heterosexuality –– Politically-incorrect ideas of a cigar-smoking old man.  http://www.philosophyofheterosexuality.com”

“REDEFINING RECOVERY.  Navigating the downslope of Peak Everything.”

“WHAT CORPORATE AMERICA IS REALLY  ABOUT: Read my true account at celinem@aol.com”

a nudist colony

a ghostwriter

A dating service exclusively for “graduates, students, and faculty of the Ivies, Seven Sisters, Stanford, U of Chicago, and others.”  (Others?!  Any others?  DeVry?)

Upton Tea Imports –– Purveyor of the World’s Finest Tea

“Unorthodox Erotica” Catalog for $2

“The Ultimate in Spanking Erotica:

‘Spanking Girl’s Backdoor Man’ starring Madison Young, Tom Byron, and beautiful Snow, includes every sex and spanking thrill.  $48 minutes.  VHS or DVD.  $24.95.  Color spanking brochure collection $5.”

A Little Plath…

November 17, 2009

…prompted by getting stung by a bee, which made me feel wistful and nostalgic for something that I don’t think ever happened…

 

I am exhausted, I am exhausted —
Pillar of white in a blackout of knives.
I am the magician’s girl who does not flinch.
The villagers are untying their disguises, they are shaking hands.
Whose is that long white box in the grove, what have they accomplished, why am I cold.

 

–– from “The Bee Meeting” by Sylvia Plath