For you I’ll connect
all the stories in the world…
For you I’ll connect
all the stories in the world…
My boss’/my (?) literary agent turned me on to this poet…
Trying to Pray
This time, I have left my body behind me, crying
In its dark thorns.
Still,
There are good things in this world.
It is dusk.
It is the good darkness
Of women’s hands that touch loaves.
The spirit of a tree begins to move.
I touch leaves.
I close my eyes and think of water.
One of the only things I know by heart…
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones
When small birds sighed she would sigh back at them
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one
the shapes a bright container can contain
Of her choice virtues, only God should speak
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek
How well her wishes went
She stroked my chin
She taught me turn, and counter-turn, and stand
She taught me touch, that undulant white skin
I nibbled meekly from her proferred hand
She was the sickle, I, poor I, the rake
Coming behind her for her pretty sake
But what prodigious mowing we did make
Love likes a gander, and adores a goose
Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize
She played it quick, she played it light and loose
My eyes they dazzled at her flowing knees
Her several parts could keep a pure repose
Or one hip quiver, with a mobile nose
She moved in circles, and those circles moved
Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay
I’m a martyr to a motion not my own
What’s freedom for? To know eternity
I swear she cast a shadow white as stone
But who could count eternity in days?
These old bones live to learn her wanton ways
I measure time by how a body sways
(I’ve forgotten/not included the punctuation…shapes change when words become memories…)
Writing [sic]
gets me all hot and bothered
The poet has insomnia. What should she read to help her sleep?
A) The Golden Notebook, by Doris Lessing
B) Gertrude Stein
C) Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
D) The Bible by God
FOR IMMEDIATE AND WIDESPREAD RELEASE
Hello dear subjects!
This is the Universal Director of Rationale here. Many of you have expressed to me recently that you are oftentimes confused or anxious as to whether a not a social outing is technically a “date.” So, we’re cementing the following part of the definition to put everyone’s mind at rest:
If someone asks you to out to do something and then pays for you(r food, beverages, movie ticket, transportation, etc.) it is automatically a date.
Any possible specifications to be debated on by the Committee of Rationale and added accordingly. As always, questions/comments/concerns can be directed to the UDR’s secretary, Juan Carlos.
Sleep well, lovelies!
Kisses,
ID
I want to write DFW a long love letter but would be way to embarrassed even if I tried to do it for no audience…what would I say to the bard?
“His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.”
Iceland (Tourism. Duh.)
The Balvenie –– the Hand Crafted Single Malt
Books, including but not limited to: Reading Jesus by Mary Gordon, Republican Gomorrah: Inside the Movement that Shattered the Party by Max Blumenthal, Empire of Illusion: The End of Literary and the Triumph of the Spectacle by Chris Hedges, New York Revisited by Henry James, You Can’t Be President: The Outrageous Barriers to Democracy in America by John R. MacArthur, Euonoia by Christian Bok (see below,) Asylum: Inside the Closed World of the State Mental Hospitals by Christopher Payne (with an essay by Oliver Sacks), Why We Cooperate by Michael Tomasello (synopsis: Understanding cooperation as a distinctly human combination of innate and learned behavior. (my analysis: yawn!))
LOTS of clean energy stuff
A biographical documentary about Joan Baez (biodoc? Is that a genre?), as seen on PBS
StoneSoup, the literary magazine by children. (Ms. calls it: “The New Yorker of the 8-13 set.”)
Diva-licious, a compilation of songs by female jazz artists like Diana Krall, released by NPR
David Morgan Purveyors, whose catalog includes, “Northwest Coast and Celtic jewelry, Akura pure fur felt hats, Filson outdoor clothing and much more.
Pajama-grams, which are pretty much exactly what they sound like
The Kindle!
$14 European berets
Delta
Rosetta Stone
Small text ads in the back:
“Form a real relationship with someone in extreme poverty. Transformation through friendship, understanding and help.”
“Without doubt, the finest domino sets you can buy. Great gift, with engravable [sic?] brass plate.”
“Philosophy of Heterosexuality –– Politically-incorrect ideas of a cigar-smoking old man. http://www.philosophyofheterosexuality.com”
“REDEFINING RECOVERY. Navigating the downslope of Peak Everything.”
“WHAT CORPORATE AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT: Read my true account at celinem@aol.com”
a nudist colony
a ghostwriter
A dating service exclusively for “graduates, students, and faculty of the Ivies, Seven Sisters, Stanford, U of Chicago, and others.” (Others?! Any others? DeVry?)
Upton Tea Imports –– Purveyor of the World’s Finest Tea
“Unorthodox Erotica” Catalog for $2
“The Ultimate in Spanking Erotica:
‘Spanking Girl’s Backdoor Man’ starring Madison Young, Tom Byron, and beautiful Snow, includes every sex and spanking thrill. $48 minutes. VHS or DVD. $24.95. Color spanking brochure collection $5.”
…prompted by getting stung by a bee, which made me feel wistful and nostalgic for something that I don’t think ever happened…
I am exhausted, I am exhausted —
Pillar of white in a blackout of knives.
I am the magician’s girl who does not flinch.
The villagers are untying their disguises, they are shaking hands.
Whose is that long white box in the grove, what have they accomplished, why am I cold.
–– from “The Bee Meeting” by Sylvia Plath