Archive for the ‘Not a Poet’ Category

Exhaustion

September 21, 2009

Two poems by Richard Brautigan, which I first read lying in a hammock in Brazil…

The Nature Poem

The moon

is Hamlet

on a motorcycle

coming down

a dark road.

He is wearing

a black leather

jacket and

boots.

I have

nowhere

to go.

I will ride

all night.

Widow’s Lament

It’s not quite cold enough

to go borrow some firewood

from the neighbors.

My Friend Writes Me Beautiful Letters

September 13, 2009

She said this:

“We have something esoteric and rare and here I go adulterating it with social networking and a fake internet self. This thing I am showing you avoids the mandate to write something “that doesn’t suck” by utilizing the writing of others. Self-expression by proxy (I like that idea).”
By-Proxy is all I feel capable of right now:

Dear diary, I’m afraid I’m gravely ill. It is perhaps times like these that one reflects on things past. An article of clothing from when I was young. A green jacket. I walk with my father. A game we once played. Pretend we’re faeries. I’m a girl faerie. My name is Laura Lee. And you’re a boy faerie. Your name is Tita Lee. Pretend, when we’re faeries we fight each other, and I say “Stop hitting me I’ll die!” And you hit me again and I say, “Now I have to die.” And then you say, “But I’ll miss you.” And I say, “But I have to. And you’ll have to wait a million years to see me again. And I’ll be put in a box, and all I’ll need is a tiny glass of water and lots of tiny pieces of pizza and the box will have wings like an airplane.” And you’ll ask, “Where will it take you?” “Home.” I say.

(Tag: Tiny Pieces of Pizza.)

(The font change is really pissing me off.)

Titles of Poems I Will Probably Never Write

September 2, 2009

“It Is So Nice For Me That You Are a Stranger Now”

“Lullaby for Marlon Brando”

“Thoughts Upon Watching Reruns of Sex dnd the City

“This Can Be the Piece That Suffers”

“My Laundry List”

“The Teaspoon and Co.”

“What They Told Me About You Is True”

“Cemetery Drive-Bys”

“The Nonexistent Book”

“Tiny Baroque Villages”

“Overwhelming Radiation”

“Things I’ve Lost to Water”

“Template”

“Where Have You Gone, Madame Bovary?”

“Belvedere Palace, Circa Now”

“Bourgeoisie Horror”

“Ten Thousand Reasons Why I Hate the Continent of Africa In No Particular Order”

A Poem

August 18, 2009

Half Past Midnight

What good is an

Insomniac who is

not a poet?

The Shortest Poem in the English Language (Allegedly)

June 10, 2009

“Hope is dope.” ~Ogden Nash