Follow-Up

December 20, 2012

So WordPress, as some of you may know, provides little aphorisms of hope to silly bloggers like myself, but sometimes even WordPress makes mistakes, and this time, I had to call them out on it:

 

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Dear WordPress,

I believe you’re misquoting this in one of your inspirational sidebars:

“I do not like to write – I like to have written.”

Gloria Steinem

I think it should be attributed to Dorothy Parker.

Happy holidays!

ID

Ho. Lee. Shit

December 20, 2012

“[Jack Palladino] returns to his laptop.  ‘There were very few people who survived that day in Jonestown,’ he remarks.  ‘One of them had a wonderful name, and I’m gonna see if I can pull it back,’ he pauses as he scrolls through the files.  ‘We interviewed her in Los Angeles.  She’s an elderly black woman in her eighties, probably looked in her nineties, with that kind of leathery skin.

‘Hyacinth,’ he recalls, ‘it was Hyacinth.  they had the old people in Jonestown stacked up like cordwood basically.  They would collect all their Social Security checks, and Jones would use it for his own purposes.  They were terribly malnourished –– except for Jones, who of course had a freezer run by propane that had meat in it –– but the rest of the people were just warehoused basically.  Hyacinth was in Jonestown in a bunk bed when she hears the announcement over the PA system to report to the pavilion.  She gets very frightened.  She’s been trained, you know, White Nights and the GDF, the Guyanese Defense Force, is going to attack and all that, so she hides under the bunk bed.  And she falls asleep.  So whoever came in to poison people  in her cottage –– they poisoned a batch of people, especially some of the older folks, in their bunks –– they see her lying there and she looks dead.  They just didn’t bother to poison her, because they’d thought she’d already been done.  Didn’t squirt her with anything or inject anything.

‘So she wakes up in the middle of the night, walks out into the middle of Jonestown, and everybody’s dead.  She’s convinced she’s the only survivor.  She is the only survivor who lived through the whole thing and walked out the next day alive.  There are people who escaped, we have several of them, but she’s the only one that was right there and walked out.  Her story is a great little vignette of what she saw, what she believed.  It thrust you right into the mind of the elderly, highly religious, and unfortunately very controlled people.  Hyacinth is a wonderful story.'”

— Leigh Fondakowski, Stories from Jonestown

Finally, BERGMAN!

December 19, 2012

I have been wanting to write about the novels of Ingmar Bergman for many years now –– I think the idea came at the time of this death, in 2007 –– but I have never been able to discover the right outlet, and now I have it!  Pre-Christmas, then, a little dive into the oeuvre of the master of existential despair, including but not limited to a screening of Fanny and Alexander, which I have shamefully never seen.

No, not Bergman –– this is my xmas card.

No, not Bergman –– this is my xmas card.

A snippet from his obit:

“In 1982, Mr. Bergman announced that he had just made his last theatrical film, Fanny and Alexander, a look at high society in a Swedish town early in the 19th century that was in part inspired by his own childhood.

‘Making Fanny and Alexander was such a joy that I thought that feeling will never come back,’ he told Ms. Kakutani. ‘I will try to explain: When I was at university many years ago, we were all in love with this extremely beautiful girl. She said no to all of us, and we didn’t understand. She had had a love affair with a prince from Egypt and, for her, everything after this love affair had to be a failure. So she rejected all our proposals. I would like to say the same thing. The time with ‘Fanny and Alexander’ was so wonderful that I decided it was time to stop. I have had my prince of Egypt.’

Fanny and Alexander won four Oscars, including the Academy Award for best foreign film in 1984.”

God Jul!

 

Woah

December 17, 2012

Sharks!

That is all.

 

Under the water off South Africa.

Under the water off South Africa.

Predictable

December 16, 2012

… but what else is there to think of, this rainy Sunday?

A Refusal to Mourn the Death, by Fire, of a Child in London

Never until the mankind making

Bird beast and flower

Fathering and all humbling darkness

Tells with silence the last light breaking

And the still hour

Is come of the sea tumbling in harness

And I must enter again the round

Zion of the water bead

And the synagogue of the ear of corn

Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound

Or sow my salt seed

In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn

The majesty and burning of the child’s death.

I shall not murder

The mankind of her going with a grave truth

Nor blaspheme down the stations of the breath

With any further

Elegy of innocence and youth.

Deep with the first dead lies London’s daughter,

Robed in the long friends,

The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother,

Secret by the unmourning water

Of the riding Thames.

After the first death, there is no other.

— Dylan Thomas

Sadly Jesting

December 15, 2012

“I also began to read David Foster Wallace’s thousand-page dystopian novel Infinite Jest, because a pompous professor had once been horrified that I hadn’t read it yet.  With a dictionary in hand, I read through the novel, stopping every other word or so to find a definition.  I kept a running file of all the words that I needed to define from the book.  The words I picked are obtuse to me even now, but they are also strangely illuminating:

effete (adj.): no longer fertile; having lost character, strength or vitality; marked by weakness or decadence

Teratogenic (adj.): of, relating to, or causing development malformations

Lazarette (noun): sick room

Despite this studious attention to vocabulary, when people asked me what the book was about, I’d have to confess, ‘I have no idea.'”

–– Susannah Cahalan, Brain on Fire: My Month of Madness

#WRITERPROBLEMS

December 12, 2012

You have a nightmare about standing awkwardly outside the offices of Tablet and watching Jonah Lehrer (weird) and Rachel Shukert typing away in their big open workspace.

Me, Wishing I Were Unhappy Hipsters

December 12, 2012
Actual photo of my stoop.  That slipper was there for days.  In the rain.

Actual photo of my stoop. That slipper was there for days. In the rain.

Mordechai Youngman-de Villeneuve was so angry at Daddy #2 for not giving him chia seeds with his morning Chobani that he flung his shearling slipper out of the carriage during his morning walk.  It landed on the column outside a brownstone on a less fashionable Brooklyn block, and there if remained a monument to his discontent.

A Good Story Outline

December 11, 2012

From the article about Laurie Simmons, best known now as Lena Dunham’s mother, in The New Yorker:

“When [art school] was over, [Simmons] went to visit two Great Neck friends who were living on a communal farm near Roscoe, New York.  ‘One of them had just figured out that she was gay.  She was leaving the commune, and she told me to take care of Eric, her former boyfriend.  So I did.  He became my boyfriend.’  They went to Europe together.  In Amsterdam, they picked up a used Citroen 2CV and set out for Afghanistan, a hippie mecca.  Simmons began keeping a diary on this trip, and she also documented it with her 35 mm Yashica.  They were driving through Turkey, sleeping and cooking in the back of the car, when the heat became so overwhelming that they turned back, sold the car, and returned to the upstate commune, where they broke up.”

Seriously, someone should write a short story based on this in which the two characters become subtly militant toward one another as the heat rises, and right before they fall off a cliff of a really malevolent folie a deux, they have a moment of clarity and realize they must head back for civilization.  Julia Loktev can direct the film version.  Who’s on board?  I’ll pay you one sandwich.

Technology Love

December 11, 2012

So I had to email something to myself, and Gmail marked the conversation as “Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.”  Aw, thank you, Gmail!  You’re so validating.