Archive for the ‘Conspiracy Theories’ Category

What Is Anarchism? (As explained by Occupy Sandy)

November 23, 2012

“Put simply, anarchism is a political philosophy that aims to create a world in which people can freely cooperate together as equals.  Anarchists struggle against all forms of hierarchical control, and champion freedom and egalitarianism.

“Anarchists believe that people can organize themselves fairly without systems of violence or power telling folks what they can and can’t do.  They tend to think exploitative and oppressive systems like capitalism, government, racism, and hetero-patriarchy are both harmful and unnecessary, and that we should dismantle these structures and build a world of self-determined individuals and communities in their place.  For over three centuries, this vision has inspired anarchist social movements on every continent in the globe (except maybe Antartica.)

“You may have heard anarchists put down as violent maniacs who want to destroy society and create meaningless chaos.  Don’t believe the type.  These accusations are often slung by the very people who are busy wreaking violent havoc on our communities for power and profit: bankers, bosses, politicians, cops and the media that always have their backs.  To people like these, anarchists are threatening because they take action against the fear and brutality that maintains the halls of power.

“The word anarchy itself comes from Greek, where the prefix an means ‘not’ or ‘without,’ and the word archos means ‘a ruler’ or ‘authority.’  So anarchy literally means ‘without a ruler’ or ‘without authority.;  Anarchism first emerged as an ‘ism’ in 17th century Europe, when revolutionaries of the time started using the word to describe their outlook on society and social change.

“Anarchism spread across the globe in the years that followed, and has since been applied in many different contexts.  Anarchism’s rapid spread makes sense when you consider the struggles for equality, horizontal decision-making and bottom-up popular power are common to most societies across the planet.

“In that case, people can raise the concerns with the proposal in different ways.  Participants can block the proposal, meaning they feel so strongly against it that they will prevent the decision from moving ahead.  If even one person blocks, the proposal is prevented from going through, and discussion resumes until a new proposal emerges or the old one is modified.  Alternately, participants can stand aside, meaning that they have qualms with the decision but won’t prevent it from being made.  They can state their concerns to the group, which makes note of it for the future, and the decision moves ahead.

“Using a decision-making process with more options than simply ‘for’ or ‘against’ allows everyone to participate in the creation of proposals, and takes seriously everyone’s concerns with a particular course of action.  Blocks make sure that group decisions don’t override the needs of individuals within the group, and stand asides allow the group to judge how strong the consensus behind a particular decision really is.

“Consensus processes can be fairly formal in large groups, or can happen organically in small groups with little added effort.  Some large consensus processes may require two or even three blocks to prevent a decision from being made (‘consensus minus two’), while others may only require a proportion of the room to agree to a proposal for it to continue (‘2/3 consensus’).  Still others may prevent a decision from going through if the proportion of stand asides is too high.

“The possibilities are endless, and can be customized to the needs of your group!”

 

Well, when you put it that way…

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT AL SHARPTON?

November 8, 2012

Okay, so I’ve just seen that Al Sharpton credits his weight loss to “vegetarianism,” but seriously, did anyone else not watch the election coverage and worry that Al had developed a wee amphetamine habit?

This ain’t just broccoli.

I’m very worried about the Reverend.  Who will keep it real if he kicks the bucket?  Who will tempt us with threats to run for President?  Who will make surprise appearances on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and Saturday Night Live?  Ain’t nobody to replace the Rev!

Once Again…

November 6, 2012

Check out what’s happening at BAM Cinematek this week:

Hello movie lovers!

This weekend, BAMcinématek’s Puppets on Film series returns by popular demand. One of the best attended programs of last year, this interactive, family-friendly series will feature live performances and workshops for children, a confetti-filled Labyrinth sing-along, Oscar-winning favorites like Babe and Jurassic Park, and unsung gems like the visually stunning Strings.

The week kicks off, though, with our week-long run of Quadrophenia (in a pristine 35mm print!), a classic portrait of British mod culture featuring music from The Who’s epic double album.

We hope to see you here!
—The BAMcinématek Team

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Nobody panic.  I’ve already contacted BAM about next year doing A Muppet Christmas Carol.

FOILED Part a Million

November 2, 2012

I pitched recently a story to an editor of mine about the Haredi Jewish desire to eradicate technology, specifically the Internet and smart phones. Here is my pitch, briefly:

You’ll know, of course, about the battle the Hasidic world is waging against the Internet.  In late May, more than 50,000 Hasids attended the first Anti-Internet asifa at Citi-Field, and similar smaller events were held in London, Zurich, Vienna, and Antwerp in the first week or so of September.  (This, of course, is in addition to the myriad smaller ways various rebbes/rabbis urge followers to abstain from Internet use or, at the least, use filtering software.)  Most of the analysis up until now has been “Of course, religion hates free speech!”  But I’d like to use the 100-page-plus booklet handed out at the first asifa –– which I’ve read twice –– and other sources regarding the secular culture’s attitude toward the Internet to compose a piece directed at the issue from another angle, namely, “Why We Should Approach the Internet Like Hasids.”

And my editor’s response:

I think, honestly, this doesn’t quite work for us either. Thing is, we’re very conscious of engaging with discussions that are taking place at any given time, so this is an idea that may have worked well in the days leading up to, or just after the large Hasidic gathering. But for now it doesn’t seem pegged to anything on people’s minds.

And yet AND YET… today, in Tablet, an article by Liel Leibovitz who I love perhaps to an extent that is sort of creepy, entitled “iPhones Are Bad for You: What the ultra-Orthodox campaign against smart phones as a ‘spiritual Holocaust’ gets right about technology.”  (Full article here.)

Excerpt:

“The rabbis, then, have it right. Their reasons for banning smart phones may be different—they are primarily concerned that device owners will use them to access corrupting content like pornography—but their hearts are in the right place. We may not want to follow their advice and banish our iPhones altogether, but we should heed their warning and realize that our new shiny forms of connectedness come at a steep spiritual cost.”

He basically took my thesis!  Instead of being annoyed that he did this, though, I’ve decided that I’ll be happy that Liel and I are on the same wavelength.  (If he were here right now, I’d point my fingers at my eyes, and then silently at his, as if to say, “I’m watching you, LL.”)

PS I’m confused because I’ve always pictured him as a little old man, and yet…

Neither old nor particularly little?

New York Magazine Article “Is Everyone on the Autism Spectrum?”

October 29, 2012

Summarized: Yes.

Find here.

Okay Now You’re Just Blatantly Stealing

October 24, 2012

skinny house!

So when I heard that a Polish architect had volunteered to build a really skinny house in an alleyway for Israeli writer Etgar Keret, I of course immediately jumped on that shit.  Below is an email I sent to his publicist over a year ago:

Dear AD,

Apologies if you’re the wrong person to reach out to about this (I also emailed Ofer Ziv.)  I’m a freelance writer and editor based in Brooklyn, New York, and a longtime fan of Etgar Keret’s work.  A colleague sent me a link to this story about the “Keret House” that is being constructed in Warsaw.

I’m wondering if, first of all, Mr. Keret is still planning to participate in the project (is he going to live in this slip of a thing?!) and also if he does still want to invite writers and creators into the space when he occupies it.  I think it would make a fantastic story,kind of a no-brainer On Location piece in Home and Gardens section of the Times, though maybe there are already scribes lined up to cover it.

Your response is greatly appreciated!  Hope you are well and having a lovely week.

And lo and behold, what is the “On Location” article this week in the Times?  You guessed it.

Riddle Me This

October 23, 2012

Why, if Netflix knows what I’ve recently watched, what categories of movies I may like (“gritty”) and also where I left off in the most recent TV show I had playing, do they continuously ask me to do things like rate Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never?

I just don’t understand this little box Netflix always displays on its homepage.  What’s the marketing reason behind this?  (Everything is a marketing ploy.)  They tell me to rate what I’ve seen to discover suggestions for me, but then right beneath it, they let me choose “haven’t seen it.”  Why are you trying to trick me, Flix?  I know what I’ve seen.

Technology is up to something –– and I’m thinking it’s no good.

ROOM 237 DOCUMENTARY

October 19, 2012

I emailed the producers about this Shining conspiracy theory documentary in January of this year to inquire about screenings.  Allegedly being ahead of the game doesn’t get one anywhere at all.  Note to self.  Well, it appears that it premiered at this year’s New York Film Festival, and won’t be out until March 2013, and even then only in small release.  The film’s website says it’s about the below:

ROOM 237 is a subjective documentary feature which explores numerous theories about Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining” and its hidden meanings.  This guided tour through the most compelling attempts to decode this endlessly fascinating film will draw the audience into a new maze, one with endless detours and dead ends, many ways in, but no way out.  Discover why many have been trapped in the Overlook for 30 years.

Chuck Klosterman, who saw the film (bastard!), gives the following details:

“[The documentary] approaches The Shining from the perspectives of five obsessive theorists (none of whom are ever shown onscreen — you only hear their voices). Two of the theories are really just deep critical readings of the film: One insists The Shining is about the Native American genocide and the other suggests The Shining is a metaphor for the Holocaust. The other three hypotheses are less reasonable, but more creative and inimitable: One person sees the entire film as Kubrick’s unspoken confession that he faked the moon landing. Another focuses on secret images in the movie that involve the Greek myth of the Minotaur; the third is built around the premise of subtextual synchronicities that hinge on watching the film backward and forward simultaneously.”

Behind the scenes!

Oh, how I do want to see this film!  I have my own conspiracy theory about The Shining that involves the man in the bear costume giving a blow-job to the random ghost at the end of the movie when Shelly Duvall is running around looking freaky and feeling freaked, but I’ll save that for another time.

Word Problems

October 12, 2012

It’s really frustrating that the word “dope” can refer to both marijuana and heroin.  I mean, it’s too ingrained now to stop, but I thought I’d whine about it for a second.  I don’t know about you guys, but it causes me a lot of problems in my own life.

On the next episode of “Word Problems”: the new favorite GLBT, “them.”

Frances Farmer, Part II

October 9, 2012

I… cannot… get over… the insane awkwardness and utter witlessness of the show’s host/perhaps the age as a whole?  Jesus, if people put me on TV and then listed my many indiscretions and then brought out my caseworker from one or another psych ward, I would probably lash out with something along the lines of, “If this cruel parade is emblematic of the type of world we live in, I’d rather be nuts!”  The look of horror on her face when the host announces that they’ve wired 125 producers to ask them to consider her for an upcoming romantic role is just soul-shattering.