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L’Update

November 15, 2011

So many of you (namely, two or three friends) have asked me to update them as to my whereabouts so here goes:

To the left of the piano you’ll see a little bed; I slept on its equivalent on the other side of the room (off screen) last night.  Here I am at Shakespeare and Company!  My trip to Paris is as cliched young-writer-in-France as it possibly could be.  I wanted to go to the Musee Rodin this morning but alas, my debit card seems not to be working, and according to a very helpful I think Indian woman at Chase Bank, I can use it again in two hours.  This sucks, because I would like some baguette, and to do a little activity or two.

Unfortunately I find myself rather incapable of giving accurate descriptions of my experience thus far.  Every time someone asks, I feel a little sleepy.  So, in lieu of a big to do (though do remind me to compare Sylvia Whitman, the owner of this store, to the Wizard of Oz at some point), here is the list of Quintana Roo Dunne’s drawers, labeled in “perfect print,” at the beach house in Malibu:

Cash, passport, my IRA, jewelry, little toys

LITTLE TOYS!

A bientot, mes amies!

 

Loves

November 4, 2011

My good friend and erstwhile collaborator SS’s uncle wrote a phenomenal book of poetry entitled Devotions, currently up for the National Book Award (woooo!)  The book is a series of love poems all titled “Devotion: ______.”  Below is the list of things to which he is devoted:

Coin-Op

Horlust (in German, “hearing passion”) (G-ddamn, I tried to make an umlaut!   I tried but ehow failed me!)

New York, July

Thirst Reduction

Redshift

Smoke

High School

Hunan House

Soup

Fort Drum

Medea

Red Roof Inn

Guitar

The Burnt-Over District

Dub

Obbligato

Rent

Dizzy Dillespie

J’s Dream

Al Green

Paris

Contraband

New York, 1970

Josephine P

Changeling

The Garment District

Wuthering Heights

Sleep

Bus to Utica

Providence

Syracuse

Syracuse en Rose

Dress

Closer

Flight

Ode

October

Amerika

Rimbaud

The Game

Baseball

X

Infant Joy

Infant Sorrow

The Republic

Active Shooter Protocol

Car Wreck

Nature

The Insects

Dusk

Race Traitor

Futurismo

Sun

Midrash

Crows

Roman

The Unbidden

Fly

Old Mix CD

October 26, 2011

An unearthed mix CD given to me by a girl a few years my junior I knew while we were both hospitalized for general teenage angst, a Google search of whose name produces naught but an obit.

Blink 182 –– “Please Tell Me Why”

Nine Days –– “Absolutely”

Dave Matthews Band –– “Crash”

Duncan Shiek –– “Barely Breathing”

Gin Blossoms –– “Hey Jealousy”

Gavin Degraw –– “I Don’t Wanna Be”

Incubus –– “Drive”

John Mayer –– “New Deep”

Razorblades –– “Story of the Year”

Harvey Danger –– “Flagpole Sitta”

Live –– “Lightning Crashes”

The Rolling Stones –– “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”

Gin Blossoms –– “Follow You Down”

The Killers –– “Somebody Told Me”

The Verve Pipe –– “We Were Only Freshmen”

Third Eye Blind –– “Semi-Charmed Life”

Tonic –– “If You Could Only See”

Wheatus –– “Teenage Dirtbag”

A Poem That is Funny or Sad or Both

October 19, 2011

Graphology

Some with Micrographic Tendencies include:

David Foster Wallace

Simone Weil

People exhibiting symptoms of Parkinson’s Disease

Charles de Foucauld

Roy Norris

Walter Benjamin

and me.

I am so fucked.

Happy Birthday, John Lennon!

October 10, 2011

DAMMIT This was supposed to go up yesterday, but I got distracted by the beautiful weather and scampered out into the sun instead of focusing on BLOGGING!  For shame.

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I wanted to post an excerpt of Lewis Lapham’s With the Beatles but unfortunately do not have enough time to do both, so here, on this holy day, is a tribute to and by the man (and his other half) many love oh so much:

Questionnaire Proust Filled in by Lennon and Ono at the Amsterdam Hilton

John’s answers are first, Yoko’s are second, though you can probably figure it out even without any direction…

Birthdate:                                                                           9/10/40, 6:30 PM                                  Feb 18th, 1933, 8:20 PM

1. What is the utmost misery for you?                        Jealousy                                                Jealousy

2. Where would you like to live?                                 With Yoko                                             With John

3. What is your idea of earthly happiness?             Yoko                                                        John

4. What kind of faults do you sympathize with?    Yoko’s and mine                                  John’s and mine

5. Who are your favorite personalities in literature?      Yoko                                               John

6. Who is your favorite historical personality?           Yoko                                                  John

7. Who are your favorite heroines in literature?          Yoko                                                 John (!)

8. Who are you favorite heroines?                                   Yoko                                                John (!!)

9. Who is your favorite painter?                                      Yoko                                                 John

10. Who is your favorite composer?                               Yoko and me                                  John and me

11. What characteristics do you appreciate in a man?        Yoko                                      John

12. What characteristics do you appreciate in a woman?     Yoko                                   John (!)

13. What is your favorite virtue?                                       Yoko                                              John

14. What is your favorite occupation?                              Yoko                                            John

15. What you have liked to be?                                           Yoko                                            John

16. What is your most important characteristic?              Yoko                                        John

17. What do you most appreciate in your girlfriend?      Yoko                                         to keep off John

18. What is your greatest fault?                                          Yoko                                          John

19. What is your dream of happiness?                             Yoko                                           John

20. What would be your greatest disaster?                     No Yoko                                    No John

21. What would you like to be?                                           Yoko                                          John

22. What is your favorite color?                                          Yoko                                         John

23. What is your favorite flower?                                        Yoko                                         John

24. What is your favorite bird?                                             Yoko                                       John

25. Who are your favorite authors?                                     Yoko and me                       John

26. Who are your favorite poets?                                         Yoko and me                        John and me

27. Who are your heroes in real life?                                 Yoko                                       John

28. Who are your heroines in history?                              Yoko                                      John

29. What are your favorite names?                                     Yoko                                      John

30. What do you dislike most?                                             No Yoko                              no John

31. Which historical personality do you detest most?     Sam Smith                        Nobody

32. Which military event do you admire most?                 Sam Smith                        None

33.  Which reform do you admire most?                             Yoko                                    John

34. What natural gift would you like to possess?             Yoko                                    John

35. How would you like to die?                                             With Yoko                         With John

36. What is your present state of mind?                             Yoko                                    John

37. What is your motto?                                                                    Yoko and John forever

White Trash Names

September 28, 2011

White trash like to give their kids names that sound phonetically normal but have completely wackadoodle spelling, or alternatively, they like the names for feelings or virtues (but not in a Puritan way.)  A great source for white trash names is (duhhh!) the television show Intervention.

 

Examples:

 

Darick

Jimbo

Kennith

Makenzie

Tylee

Lilyan

Joie

Tamela

Rene

Tammi

Chantal

Madyson

Dillon

Tyanne

Kaylee

Dixie

BreeAnn

Trace

Dakota

KC

Nik

Olyvia

Kaitlyn

Aiden

Hauna

Shabbat Shalom!

September 9, 2011

A list for Friday:

39 Categories of Work Prohibited on the Sabbath

Sowing
Plowing
Reaping
Binding sheaves
Threshing
Winnowing
Selecting
Grinding
Sifting
Kneading
Baking
Shearing wool
Washing wool
Beating wool
Dyeing wool
Spinning
Weaving
Making two loops
Weaving two threads
Separating two threads
Tying
Untying
Sewing stitches
Tearing
Trapping
Slaughtering
Flaying
Tanning
Scraping hide
Marking hides
Cutting hide to shape
Writing two or more letters
Erasing two or more letters
Building
Demolishing
Extinguishing a fire
Kindling a fire
Putting the finishing touch on an object
Transporting an object between a private domain and the public domain, or for a distance of 4 cubits within the public domain
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I feel like the hardest would be “selecting.”  I select, like, all the time.

Reasons to Travel to Russia

August 10, 2011

If you apply for a visa to travel to Russia for “business” purposes, here are the options the consulate will give you when it asks you to clarify your business:

ADOPTION

BUSINESS

COMMERCIAL

CREWMAN

DRIVER

FAMILY ATTENDANT

INSPECTOR

LECTURER

MASS MEDIA BUSINESS TRIP

MASS MEDIA/REPORTER

MASS MEDIA/TECH

NEGOTIATIONS

TECHNICAL SERVICES

I think if it were me, I would always pick “negotiations.”

Old Poem

June 26, 2011

I found this (cut and pasted, literally, not e-) in a stained notebook of mine from college (upon Googleing, see it’s by one Etheridge Knight.)  Damn, this is good shit.

Feeling Fucked Up

Lord she’s gone done and left me done packed/ up and split

and i with no way to make her

come back and everywhere the world is bare

bright bone white     crystal sand glistens

dope death dead dying and jiving drove

her away made her take her laughter and her smiles

and her softness and her midnight sighs —

 

Fuck Coltrane and music and clouds drifting in the sky

fuck the seas and trees and the sky and birds

and alligators and all the animals that roam the earth

fuck marx and maxo fuck fidel and nkrumah and democracy and communism fuck smack and pot

and red ripe tomatoes fuck joseph fuck mary fuck

god jesus and all the disciples fuck fanon nixon

and malcolm fuck the revolution fuck freedom

the whole mothafucking thing

all i want now is my woman back

so my soul can sing

Twitter?

June 21, 2011

My brother IS and I just realized we may still have an active Twitter?!  Total followers: three.  They include: some guy named Andy, a group… that I forget the name of, and IS (on another account.)  We’re confused.  My bro just tweeted at me/us a very accurate approximation of our:

12:32 PST 20JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 21JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 22JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 23JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 24JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office