Archive for the ‘Lists’ Category

Old Poem

June 26, 2011

I found this (cut and pasted, literally, not e-) in a stained notebook of mine from college (upon Googleing, see it’s by one Etheridge Knight.)  Damn, this is good shit.

Feeling Fucked Up

Lord she’s gone done and left me done packed/ up and split

and i with no way to make her

come back and everywhere the world is bare

bright bone white     crystal sand glistens

dope death dead dying and jiving drove

her away made her take her laughter and her smiles

and her softness and her midnight sighs —

 

Fuck Coltrane and music and clouds drifting in the sky

fuck the seas and trees and the sky and birds

and alligators and all the animals that roam the earth

fuck marx and maxo fuck fidel and nkrumah and democracy and communism fuck smack and pot

and red ripe tomatoes fuck joseph fuck mary fuck

god jesus and all the disciples fuck fanon nixon

and malcolm fuck the revolution fuck freedom

the whole mothafucking thing

all i want now is my woman back

so my soul can sing

Twitter?

June 21, 2011

My brother IS and I just realized we may still have an active Twitter?!  Total followers: three.  They include: some guy named Andy, a group… that I forget the name of, and IS (on another account.)  We’re confused.  My bro just tweeted at me/us a very accurate approximation of our:

12:32 PST 20JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 21JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 22JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 23JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office
12:32 PST 24JUN2011 @Itinerantdaughterandson: sitting in an office

Gifts given from Robert Mapplethorpe to Patti Smith, and Vice Versa, in Just Kids

May 23, 2011

A heavy silver ID bracelet engraved with “Robert Patti blue star”

A Persian necklace, “made of two enameled metal plaques bound together with heavy black and silver threads”, wrapped in violet tissue and tied with a black satin ribbon

A homemade tambourine made of goatskin, tattooed with astrological signs, with multicolored ribbons tied to its base

A small book on Tarot bound in black silk

Amethyst geode

An ivory heart with a cross carved in the center

Black toy lamb

White, tattered Victorian tea dress of handkerchief linen

A peacoat and a pilot’s silk scarf

Books of drawings, one a leather manuscript notebook, the other a graph paper composition book covered in purple silk, hand-stitched with black thread

The record Nashville Skyline

A copy of Sylvia Plath’s Ariel

A copy of Andy Warhol’s Index Book

A Borsalino hat

A tie rack with the image of the Virgin Mary

Seven silver skulls on a length of leather

Crosses of braided hair

Tarnished charms

Haiku valentines made with bits of ribbon and leather

A length of Indian linen

A notebook

A papier-mache crow

Words You Can Type With Just Your Left Hand

May 20, 2011

wed wet war wad was wave waves waved ere err rad red ref rev rate rates rated race raced races rage raged rages tar tad tear tears teared tare tares tread treads treaded tag frat fat fed fad fads few fade fades faded fare fares fared fart farts farted fear feared fears ferrets ferret frats free freed face faced faces fast faster fastest facet fact facts fax faxes faxed feast feasted feasts fate fates fated gas gassed gat gad gate gated gates garret garrets gave get great greater greatest grate grates grated graft grafted grafts tree trees tress tresses sea seas seed see set sets sat stats stat state stated states seat seats seated stag cease ceased ceases sad sadder saddest read reads reader reds rear rears area areas steer steers steered stare stared stab stabbed beat beats berate berated beret berets brat brats barter bartered barters steed geese grease greases greased greed bare bared bread bad bed bar brace braces braced beet beets barf barfed cede cedes cat cats scat scats scared scares cares cared far wager waged wages swag sage sages cast casts casted crater craters caveat caveats cravat cravats vase vases sever severed veer veers veered water waters watered weeder erase erases erased era eras ear ears eared tear tears teared trade traded trades trace traces traced tee teed trader traders raw drawer drawers draw draws dare dared dares dead sew sews tesseract wars warred bear bears watt watts swat swats swatted vet vetted save saved stave staved swerved swerve swerves serve served serves vest vested vests date dated dates fret fretted frets facet facets faceted fact facts refracts sewer sewers seaweed taser safe safer safest

I could go on but it’s time for me to leave work now, and spend my time doing better things 😉

Parisian Menu

April 17, 2011

A list of meals enjoyed (or considered) by New York Times writer Amy M. Thomas while in Paris:

1. creme-filled pain aux raisins

2. the Cornet Vegetarien –– a sandwich of fresh greens, grated carrots and fennel, marinated onions and thinly sliced avocado, dressed with olive oil and honey and dusted with chives and lime zest

3. Sauteed squid with oranges and green olives and a “delicious” bottle of Cotes-du-Rhone

4. A dollop of mozzarella dusted with black pepper and vanilla

5. Pear crumble served with buckwheat ice cream and grapefruit compote

6. Oyster tapioca with blood sausage and dried duck meat

7. Smoked herring marinated in olive oil and served with pickled onions

8. Steamed cod and baby spinach

9. Bespoke millefeuille

10. Rose, chocolate and pistacho macarons

11. Endive, walnut, Stilton cheese, apple salad

12. John Dory with coriander, lime, and tomato compote

13. Black cod with daikon

14. Brochettes of Parmesan covered salsifis

15. A melange of banana, passion fruit, rum, granite, and cream

Thoughtlets

April 15, 2011

Apparently I’m having a “thoughtlet” week (Kay Ryan’s term for Twitter-friendly half-ideas) which is bad but we’ll roll with it.  Two things:

1. In my dream last night I had a pair of peach-colored leather pants?  And they actually didn’t look horrendous.

2. Not one but TWO people on my subway car this morning were reading Rhonda Byrnes’ The Secret.  For shame.

I also (this could be 3?) came up with the skeleton of a theory about the Internet, blogging/MySpace/social networking, and the notion of “audience” in the work of David Foster Wallace (after reading reviews for The Pale King, which I’m awaiting anxiously) but I think it’s either not fleshed out enough or too obvious to unpack.

Flaubert’s Souvenirs

April 13, 2011

Good band name, eh?

A list of trinkets Flaubert brought home from the Orient, courtesy of biographer Geoffrey Wall via idol JT:

“Hashish, ‘something specia’ from Cairo.  One small crocodile, Nubian, embalmed.  Ten feet of gold-embroidered fabric (wool and silk) from Beirut.  Rosaries, eight dozen, from Jerusalem.  One rose, ditto, blessed on the Holy Sepulchre… Marble from the Temple of Apollo, one piece… Flowers, for Louis Bouilhet, picked from just by the door of a brothel in Pompeii.”

For a great juxtaposish, I should put the list of things Biggie had on him when he died right here.  But I won’t.

TABS

December 22, 2010

My friend and I sometimes play the tabs game, meaning we list all the tabs open on our computers and try to see what they say about us.  Here is her list today:
1. http://www.housingistreatment.org/home
2. http://www.aidsnet.org/newmain/mainpages/executive.html
3. gmail
4. ugandan newspaper article about how there’s no water in a healthcenter because they havent paid thebill
5. another ugandan newspaper article about how a presidential candidate promised to sell the presidential jet to develop the country (http://www.monitor.co.ug/News/National/-/688334/1076680/-/cjwu01z/-/)
6. Off The Rails: The Year In Fox News Misinformation (http://mediamatters.org/research/201012210005)
7. NPR- Download The Best New Music Of 2010- http://www.npr.org/2010/12/21/131333323/download-the-best-new-music-of-2010?sc=nl&cc=mn-20101221
8. Effects of Dermal Exposure to Nicotiana tabacum (Jean Nicot, 1560) Leaves in Mouse Evaluated by Multiple Methods and Tissues (http://pubs.acs.org/doi/pdf/10.1021/jf101477z)
9. LET IT DOUGH http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/12/16/let-it-dough/#preview
10. MY GOOGLE READER BLOGS
11. http://blogs.worldbank.org/africacan/qe2-and-africa
12. http://dcfar.med.miami.edu/x84.xml (BIO AND contact info from this AIDS researcher at University of Miami)
13. Hell on Earth – Systematic Rape in Eastern Congo from the journal of humanitarian assistance
14. play RB wants to see on the 27th but so expensive! http://www.bloodybloodyandrewjackson.com/theater-info.html
15. other option for a play http://www.daisyonbroadway.com/?gclid=COGgyIC2_KUCFUpJ2godyT5lXg
16. tickets– so expensive http://boxoffice.broadway.com/boxoffice/pohinv2.aspx?oi=20373153&ox=9406D74F-8187-4403-843C-3111FF16CC4E
17. other ticket seller- also ridiculous and doesnt have plays i want – http://www.theatermania.com/broadway/discount-tickets/ will close this tab now, thank heavens for this exercise
18. http://www.teamsportswear.com/personalized/basketball/jerseys/mens/category.php — idea for an aids activism activity- people want to make jerseys that say “team obama” and make signs that say, obama dropped the ball on aids…
19. nytimes, front page
20. google news search on terrorist attack in nairobi
21. http://www.med.upenn.edu/apps/faculty/index.php/g275/p34383- profile for lady i talked to on phone this AM who i might work for in nairobi
22. http://ros-lehtinen.house.gov/SinglePages/SinglePage.aspx?NewsID=578- i want to get a white house tour!
23. http://wassermanschultz.house.gov/AppropsFY11.shtml – wanted to see if my congress woman had the same white house tour thing as the other lady bc i technically dont live in her district and dont want her to deny my request for a white house tour on those grounds!
24. google search – linda bales
25. google search – alexander mcqueen (couldnt remember his first name)
26. sparklehorse- couldnt remember his name — for your genius suicide column thing
27. wikipedia– list of suicides (curiosity!)
28. wachovia- how much money do i have?
29. google search – marianne williamson- this lady paul just went to see
30. google search- did inventor of atomic bomb commit suicide
+ 4 tabs on nicotine induced skin damage (for my mom)
+ chromeo — i could be wrong on stereogum
+ facebook

Her tabs indicate that she is extremely socially conscious.  Mine, right now, are this blog, obvi, and my Gmail, which do not indicate such a thing.  Also I’m having posting deja vu… have I done this before?

Nineties Bands You’ve Never Heard Of

December 15, 2010

I have picked up a tiny gig transcribing interviews about the nineties music scene, namely garage, ska, surf, swing and “mod” rock.  Below is a list of bands cited in the interviews.  I’ll give you a metaphysical xmas gift if you’ve heard of any of them:

The Insomniacs

The Toasters

The New York Citizens

The Creatures of the Golden Dawn

The Nomads

The Lord High Fixtures

The Cellar Dwellers

The Omega Men

Tell Tale Hearts

The Misanthropes

The Mount McKinleys

The Space Cossacks

The Cave Four

——-

Follow up: which of those is the BEST band name?  I know my vote…

This is the Most Genius Thing I Have Seen in AGES

December 2, 2010

The Intervention Drinking Game

Okay so MAYBE I had something to do with this, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be GENIUS!  In fact…

interventiondrinkinggame.com