He says it’s “pretty.” But…can one really be ugly?
My Ex Made My Birthchart
March 21, 2010Poem for JA
March 20, 2010Who is in Guatemala right now…
Appointment
I have penciled in the muse
for four-thirty tomorrow afternoon.
It will cost me $275
for a standard forty-five minutes.
I think I could keep going with this one?
This is a gift in response to a haiku that JA wrote me, but I will have to get his permission before publishing his lovely work here…
The Church of Karl Lagerfeld
March 20, 2010Conceptual art piece: create the titular.
That’s very Victorian.
Yes, but there’s not one bit bad about the Victorian. Civilized living for me is like this. I’m not a chambermaid whom you can ring at every moment. Today, you know, most people act like they work at a switchboard in a hotel.
(Sidenote: this is one of about eight thousand great quotes in this seven page interview. Ch-ch-check it out! http://www.viceland.com/int/v17n3/htdocs/karl-lagerfeld-369.php?page=4)
Netflix Guilt
March 18, 2010I feel terrible when I keep my Netflix for too long and cannot get myself to watch them! For example, I’ve had the following for the past week and a half:
Gimme Shelter (The Rolling Stones)
Full of classic renditions of “Sympathy for the Devil,” “Under My Thumb,” “Satisfaction,” “Jumping’ Jack Flash” and “Wild Horses,” this unvarnished documentary chronicles the Rolling Stones’ chaotic 1969 American tour. Starting off on a high note at a riveting New York City show, the film concludes in the aftermath of the infamous Altamont Speedway gig, where Hell’s Angels hired as security brutalized concert-goers (even killing one.)
See, I know it’s kind of an important film to have seen, but for some reason, I cannot get myself to watch it. I’m biting the bullet and sending it back. Lord, forgive me.
Sidenote: how do I get a job writing synopses for Netflix?
This is the Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
March 11, 2010In the Tradition of…
March 1, 2010All those blogs that are popping up Random Obscure Celebrity Food Item Natural Phenomenon (i.e. Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich and Bea Arthur Pizza Waterfall), I propose:
Gary Coleman Waffles Architectural Monuments!
Thanks, LR, for aiding and abetting…
How Romantic
March 1, 2010drugs and sex – m4w – 18 (nmb)
im 17 lookin 4 a girl who loves sex and drugs. holla
thank you craigslist!
Augury
March 1, 2010I am having difficulty structuring the book I am writing and in an effort to see the layout more clearly, have pasted Post-It notes corresponding to sections all over my wall. I just move them around when I think I have an idea of how I want things organized. I say this like it’s no big deal, like I just do it when the muse sings to me, but it’s far more torturous than that; if there were a video camera in my room, the viewer could watch hours of me pacing in and out of the room, making hand gestures, talking to myself, occasionally storming out the door in a huff. Thank God my roommate was gone the entire time. I live on the ocean and oftentimes keep the terrace door open at night and even though the terrace is off the other room, the Post-Its still get blown off the walls and end up scattered on the floor.
So today I was shuffling around in my leopard print Snuggie (that’s right) and I heard the sound of paper against concrete and looked down and there was the Post-It labeled “The End” sticking ever so tenuously to the bottom of my Snuggie. What does it all mean?
Books to Review
February 23, 2010Option One:
The Taste of Penny
Jeff Parker’s characters stumble awkwardly into situations that reveal the darkest sides of themselves: Encountering a female Chechen suicide bomber on a bus ride in Russia, a man finds himself sexually aroused by the terrorist act he’s sure she’ll commit. A father reluctantly accompanies his draft dodger son to Quebec where he erects an enormous and obscene American flag in his front yard. A character who accidentally swallows a penny during a roadside sobriety test finds himself in a state of existential angst when it stays inside him. The characters in these fifteen voice-driven, comic stories show the trammeled among us, beaten down time and time again, still finding cause in the world for hope.
Option Two:
Rock and Hard Places: Travels to Backstages, Front Lines and Assorted Sideshows
What happens when The Prodigy go to Beirut, Def Leppard visit a cave in Morocco, and U2 visit Sarajevo? This account of seven years travelling the world with rock bands gives some of the answers, following the author “going to odd places, behaving strangely, and then writing about it.”
Option Three:
Fiction Across Borders: Imagining the Lives of Others in Turn-of-the-Millenium Novels
Theorists of Orientalism and postcolonialism argue that novelists betray political and cultural anxieties when characterizing “the Other.” Shameem Black takes a different stance. Turning a fresh eye toward several key contemporary novelists, she reveals how “border-crossing” fiction represents socially diverse groups without resorting to stereotype, idealization, or other forms of imaginative constraint. Focusing on the work of J. M. Coetzee, Amitav Ghosh, Jeffrey Eugenides, Ruth Ozeki, Charles Johnson, Gish Jen, and Rupa Bajwa, Black introduces an interpretative lens that captures the ways in which these authors envision an ethics of representing social difference. They not only offer sympathetic portrayals of the lives of others but also detail the processes of imagining social difference.
Whether depicting the multilingual worlds of South and Southeast Asia, the exportation of American culture abroad, or the racial tension of postapartheid South Africa, these transcultural representations explore social and political hierarchies in constructive ways. Boldly confronting the orthodoxies of recent literary criticism, Fiction Across Borders builds upon such seminal works as Edward Said’s Orientalism and offers a provocative new study of the late twentieth-century novel.
(From me: this one may be out of my league. If I were to get this assignment, I’d feel compelled to educate myself on all the listed writers –– embarrassingly, have not read them all –– and I just don’t have the time right now.)
A Found Text
February 22, 2010Either the Best or the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had
A found text, by ID.
Look! I found a Amazon.com review for Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book:
“The late Walker Percy’s mordant contribution to the self-help book craze of the 1980s deals with the heavy abstraction of the Western mind and speculates about why writers may be the most abstracted and least grounded of all. (Before taking up novel writing, Percy was a medical doctor who became a patient in the very institution where he had worked.) The book disappeared for a time. Now it’s back in print. Take the quizzes in it, then take a walk–you need to be back in the world before you write another word.“

