Shivers

April 3, 2012

This poem in The New Yorker made me think of dark, delicious things:

Rituals

Washing your hands, trying the lock,

burning a hundred head of cattle

not to eat, washing your hands

again, trying the lock again,

talking forever to yourself,

saying the sorts of things the god

least can understand, who finally

figures this must be for me.

— Jeff Dolven

On a related note, there are 4 ads in this week’s TNY for fancy psych hospitals.  Glad to see they’re keeping the percentage up.

Reblogged Without Commentary

April 2, 2012

This goes against everything I believe in BUT:

Luke Perry. At DragonCon. With a guy in a Labyrinth t-shirt.

 

If I Had Twitter

April 2, 2012

Lena Dunham ‏ (@lenadunham) said: I’m getting pret-ty worried about how we’re gonna organize the gmails of great thinkers & publish volumes of correspondence. Who’s on this?

Itinerant Daughter says: I am.  Don’t you worry one bit.

If perhaps you get this, though, I’m sorry to say I can’t watch your new show, as I am incapable of watching anything other than re-runs of Intervention and Law and Order SVU that I’ve already seen eighteen times.  My psyche is on a permanent Aristotelian carthasis-by-tragedy loop.

Sunday Evening Blues

April 2, 2012

... perhaps would be alleviated if I were sleeping here.

Hm (Thoughtful Upward Glance, Furrowed Brow)

April 1, 2012

While editing Shmuley Boteach’s book, I came across this:

“An idea which might also have such unintended potential was proposed by Nobel laureate Francis Crick, who suggested that it may be necessary to redefine the concepts of ‘birth’ and ‘death.’ He suggested that the time of birth of an infant be redefined as two days after parturition so that there would be time to examine it. Crick has also proposed redefining death as occurring when a pre-determined age were achieved. At that time the person’s property would pass on to his heirs.”

This is… interesting.  I will research further and get back to y’all.

This Makes Me Sad

March 30, 2012

These tights are adorable:

I always feel like a twat when trying to pronounce "ombre" though.

But one, it’s springtime, and so no new tights necessary for a good few months now, and two, they’re FORTY-FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!  (It actually says “fucking” on the Etsy shop entry.)  Seriously, for $45, I could feed myself for a week, and buy a cheap pair of tights at H&M and dip them in crushed berries myself.

Luckily, when I win the $600 gajillion megamillions powerball whatever tonight, I’ll be able to buy myself the woman who owns this Etsy shop and set her up in my laundry room, where she will dye tights in the morning, make funky candles in the afternoon, and sleep at night.  Hey, I’m not a slavedriver.

Little Joys

March 30, 2012

My day has started out on a few bad notes, but when I saw this headline in the Times:

“Starbucks struggles to make headway in Europe”

(To be more accurate, in Business Day Live)

I was momentarily revived.  It’s nice to know even those who seem so together have their problems.  Like finding out the popular girl in middle school had a wicked case of psoriasis that (fortunately for her) was covered by her polos.

RIP Adrienne Rich

March 29, 2012

Famed poet Adrienne Rich died Tuesday.  I wanted to post “Valediction Forbidding Mourning” (seemed apropos) but it had been removed from all the usual sites due to complaints from the copyright holder.  Fair ’nuff.

Song

You’re wondering if I’m lonely:

OK then, yes, I’m lonely

as a plane rides lonely and level

on its radio beam, aiming

across the Rockies

for the blue-strung aisles

of an airfield on the ocean.

You want to ask, am I lonely?

Well, of course, lonely

as a woman driving across country

day after day, leaving behind

mile after mile

little towns she might have stopped

and lived and died in, lonely

If I’m lonely

it must be the loneliness

of waking first, of breathing

dawns’ first cold breath on the city

of being the one awake

in a house wrapped in sleep

If I’m lonely

it’s with the rowboat ice-fast on the shore

in the last red light of the year

that knows what it is, that knows it’s neither

ice nor mud nor winter light

but wood, with a gift for burning

Question

March 27, 2012

Exactly how ought one to open an email to Marina Abramovic?

Scrabble Faucet

March 27, 2012

Gimme something useful, like an A!