For Realz?

August 13, 2010

Something about this whole thing smells fishy to me…

Ew.

JF: hey how’s it going?

me: hi
meh ok
you?
JF: just meh ok?
11:25 AM i feel like a hundred bucks but i don’t want to rub it in
me: ha!
yeah i’m in baltimore, and i’m kind of sick
and i just got back from argentina
so i miss red meat
JF: hah
naturally
me: tell me about your hundred buck feeling
JF: are you sure?
me: yeah yeah
11:26 AM JF: i met this girl a couple days ago on a dating site
actually emailed a couple times months ago but i forgot
msg’d her a couple days ago and nothing happened
me: ok
JF: then i get a txt saying she just had the worst date of her life and wanted another one
11:27 AM so i went and met her
she is stunning
georgia accent, atheist, liberal, nerdy engineer who is in law school
she’s also an absolute blonde bombshell
11:28 AM me: where is she in law school?
that’s amazing!
JF: idunno
but then i go home and start thinking… she’s probably a con artist or an axe murderer
this is too good to be true
so i google her
she’s a playboy playmate
me: what?!
shut uuuuuuuup
11:29 AM JF: yea…. so the next day (yesterday) i’m out having a beer after work
and she calls me again and says what’s your address i’ll be there in 10 minutes
she had a girls night for her friend who broke up with her ex… friend ended up getting drunk and bootycalling that ex
11:30 AM me: noooo
JF: so my playmate is pissed and comes over and then is less pissed
and now we have dates planned for sunday and wednesday
and i am dating a playmate
and what the fuck is going on in the world
me: ha!
what’s her name?
i gotta google
Jordan: Ashley Smith
me: sorry, you opened this door
Jordan: i’ll just get you the pics hang on
11:31 AM me: ok
11:32 AM Jordan: here’s a few from 1 of her photoshoots
http://de.sevenload.com/sendungen/Playboy/folgen/RoeoIHJ-Ashley-Smith-Playboy-Girl-des-Tages
11:33 AM most of page 1 here are her:
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1_____enUS367US368&biw=1024&bih=535&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=%22ashley+smith%22+playboy&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
ID…. my angel is a centerfold

Poem

August 13, 2010

2:46 PM on A Friday

I live in Brooklyn.

I am twenty-six and unemployed.

Here is what I’ve had to eat today:

one iced coffee, a granola bar, most of an avocado, one spoonful of peanut butter from the jar, and a 16 oz. Budweiser.

In Desperate Need

August 13, 2010

Dear Welfare Department,

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All Happy Families

August 12, 2010

I’m reading this story in the New York Times right now about a member of the Carnegie family who lives on a tiny, isolated, most likely wind-swept island up in Maine and wrote a book about her family’s history of mental illness.  Her daughter, pseudonym Sandra, now 55, first diagnosed with schizophrenia and then with BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) also lives on the island.  Excerpt:

[The author of the book] discovered Jungian analysis and Transcendental Meditation and stopped speaking to her own father, though he lived, until his death, in a house within view of hers. He was, she has come to believe, as ill in his own way as Lucy, who was as ill as Sandra. In time, Sandra married, had two children and then divorced. Now 55, she has a house on Crescent Island, and the company of a companion hired by her parents.

The person I’m MOST interested in, based upon this excerpt, is the paid companion.  What is that like?  Do they just hang out, or is her BPD so bad Sandra needs to be taken care of?  What kind of melancholy does she (I’m assuming it’s a female) face on those chilly New England island nights?

In Memory of a Lovely Time

August 12, 2010

“Despedida”

Enter mi amor y yo han de levantarse

trescientas noches como trescientas paredes

y el mar sera una magia entre nosotros.

No habra sino recuerdos.

Oh tardes merecidas por la pena,

noches esperanzadas de mirarte,

campos de mi camino, firmamento

que estoy viendo y perdiendo…

Definitiva como un marmol

entristecera tu ausencia otras tardes.

~Jorge Luis Borges

Teatro Colon, Buenos Aires, Argentina

August 8, 2010

Thought on Walking Down the Street in Buenos Aires, Argentina

August 8, 2010

It is impossible to look thug

while enjoying a drinkable Activia.

Miro Should Have Titled This: “Little Black Dots Running After Big Red Stick Thing”

July 19, 2010

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Frantic!

July 16, 2010

So I’m going on a last minute trip abroad and am frantically trying to prepare, but wanted to share these random notes I found scribbled in the back of my copy of Harold Pinter: the Complete Works Volume III
Jenny Holzer: “I personally killed a child.”

Female personnel at Gitmo wet hands and touch prisoners to make them feel “unclean”

Francis Bacon, in a letter 1954: “It is about dreams and life in hotel bedrooms.”
Hm.  Wonder what kind of head space I was in then…

A Note From Gay Talese to Gay Talese

July 14, 2010

In regards to a book idea that has been germinating for too long…

“Why am I not writing this book faster?  Do I have ‘Writer’s Block’?  No, you’re not suffering from ‘Writer’s Block,’ you’re just showing good judgment in not publishing anything at this time.  You’re demonstrating concern for readers in not burdening them with bad writing.  More writers should be doing what you’re doing –– NOT writing.  There’s so much bad writing out there, why add to it?  The bookshelves of America are lined with the second-rate work of first-rate writers.  Many of these writers have a built-in audience and so the editors will publishing their stuff.  They’ll publish whatever sells.  But the writers should be blocked.   It would be a good thing for the writers’ reputations, for the publishers’ productions costs, and for the reading standards of the general public.  There should be a National Book Award given annually to certain writers for NOT WRITING.”