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You Know You’re a Nerd When…
May 22, 2014Filed Under: Essays That Nobody Would Publish
May 19, 2014It’s… a longer story than the subject line would suggest.
The Irresistible, Unknowable Maeve Brennan
In the novella Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Truman Capote describes Holly Golightly’s pageboy coif as containing “strands of albino-blond and yellow,” but of course, we all know Holly looks exactly like Audrey Hepburn, with her slim black sheath and enormous brown pouf of hair balanced atop her head. If that is what Capote had intended, then perhaps the model for the character, as some have speculated, was Maeve Brennan, the Irish-born writer best known for her New Yorker Talk of the Town pieces published from 1954 to 1981 under the pseudonym “The Long-Winded Lady.” The physical resemblance between the two is almost uncanny: Brennan, like Hepburn, is fine-boned, with delicate features, an expressive mouth, and an immaculately coiled bun. In one portrait of her, Brennan stands outside a shop window, clutching a straw hat and wearing a fitted black coat. She gazes in at the merchandise beyond her grasp, much like Golightly did while chomping on a croissant outside Tiffany’s.
But the thing is that Maeve isn’t Holly––or at least, this connection can’t be verified in any way. The theory comes from Brennan’s biography Homesick at the New Yorker, in which writer Angela Bourke suggests that Capote, who also worked The New Yorker and Harper’s Bazaar, used young Brennan as a muse. Indeed, both the fictional American geisha and the real Irish writer possessed a famous wit, an impish beauty and the air of whimsy, but Brennan is hardly the only one in the running. Dancer Joan McCracken, models Suzy Parker and Dorian Leigh, Gloria Vanderbilt, even Capote himself may have served as the model for, or at least contributed inspiration to, the flighty protagonist of his beloved story. (Capote was typically coy when asked.) And yet when the novelist Emma O’Donoghue’s play about Brennan premiered in June of 2012, many Irish publications said Brennan was “widely considered” to be the source for Golightly. In the Irish Herald, writer Tanya Sweeney went so far as to proclaim that, “[Brennan] was the Irish girl credited as the inspiration for Breakfast at Tiffany’s Holly Golightly.”
This leap from speculation to accepted-fact isn’t criminal––just the result of a game of literary telephone––but the urgency to cast Brennan in that glamorous role speaks to a renewed love affair that the Irish are enjoying with one of their most stylish unsung talents (“Our Maeve,” Sweeney endearingly calls her.) The most recent artist to rediscover Brennan is Eamon Morrissey, Irish actor whose charming if sketchy one-man show Maeve’s House is playing at the Irish Arts Center until November 3rd. The performance opens with Morrissey riding the subway from Brooklyn Heights to Wall Street in 1966. He is reading a short story of Brennan’s in The New Yorker and realizes that the story is set in the house where the Brennan family lived until Maeve was 17. It also happens to be the house where Morrissey himself grew up, his family having purchased it after the Brennans moved to Washington, D.C. Morrissey is smitten with Brennan, and her prose’s ability to transport him instantly to his childhood home in the suburbs of Dublin. Indeed, Brennan’s short stories, which Alice Munro called “pure and strong,” seem to have that transitive quality for many of her fellow countrymen, natives and expats alike. A vast majority of her stories are uniform in cast and setting. Her principle characters––alternately called the Bagots and the Derdons––are obvious fictional stand-ins for her family. They are all plain Irish folk who seethe under the surface with unexpressed resentments. She returns always to the landscape is always that of her homeland, a green isle so full of mirth and hopelessness, as if she’s trying to uncover a secret, perhaps to the essence of a poetic and troubled people Freud once denounced as “impervious to psychoanalysis.”
Maeve Brennan is the kind of writer that Past Me, who plays more of a role in my current life than I sometimes would like to admit, would have instantaneously idolized. She was beautiful, droll, and mysterious. Her origins were financially humble but historically impressive––her father was an Irish nationalist who spent much of Maeve’s childhood hiding from the British government––and she counted among her best friends Gerald and Sara Murphy, Edward Albee and William Maxwell. Maxwell, possibly her closest friend and editor, wrote of her fashion sense, “To be around her was to see style invented.” But for all her gifts, Brennan slowly came apart at the seams. After the demise of her short marriage to fellow New Yorker writer St. Clair McKelway, a notorious womanizer and drinker who suffered from bipolar disorder, she began to deteriorate in ways that suggested she and her ex shared some demons: she drank heavily, gave away bundles of money to strangers on the street, and became paranoid and delusional. She had always moved incessantly from place to place––she labeled herself a “traveler in residence”––but she began to do so more frequently, and without notifying anyone of her whereabouts. Brennan spent the last twenty years of her life wandering from seedy Times Square hotel to seedy Times Square hotel, occasionally taking up residence in the ladies’ room at The New Yorker, before living out her final days in a nursing home in Queens.
It’s not exactly a life a healthy person would want to emulate, but it’s tortured-artist glamor at its apex, the kind of story a biographer would jump at the chance to tackle. And yet as I read Bourke’s book, I was struck not by the fact that Brennan’s life was being revealed to me, but instead that I felt the distance between us grow more and more pronounced. Even Brennan’s nonfiction, including letters she wrote to close friends like Maxwell, has an arm’s-length quality. Her “Long-Winded Lady” pieces, while funny and engaging, are so manically detailed that one gets the sense that she is using her cleverness to hide from something. I felt this same heightened awareness of Brennan’s inscrutability while watching Morrissey recount, in Long-Winded Lady-esque detail, the one lunch they shared. One lunch and one shared address is a tenuous connection upon which to base a seventy-minute play, but I wasn’t eager to blame Morrissey for stretching. In fact, I sympathized, for I understood what it is to fall under the spell of Maeve Brennan, the pixie barfly with the sharp tongue. When we encounter people like her––those “fabulous yellow roman candles” Kerouac famously called them––we often want to get very close to them and figure out what makes them so damn special. We want a little of that elan to rub off on us, the Derdons and Bagots of the world. Sometimes we want to protect them, even posthumously, from hardships they often court yet seem incapable of weathering. Maybe, if she had been of sound mind, Maeve could have told us––or Maxwell, or Bourke, or someone––where she went when she disappeared, or why she never moved back to the Ireland that so possessed her thoughts. Maybe she could have admitted that she was sometimes lonely, hiding behind a big martini glass, watching the City pass her by all those afternoons. Her illness, however, robbed her of that ability. While residing at the nursing home, as Morrissey sadly announces at the end of his play, Brennan was often surprised to hear that she had once been a famous writer. This, to me, is the great tragedy of the Maeve Brennan story: mental illness not only made her unreachable to us, but it made her unreachable to herself.
Sigh
May 16, 2014Texts From a Friend Who Just Broke Off an Engagement
May 15, 2014MWL: The things people say to me these days…
MWL: Returned a wedding dress to ModCloth, and they told me “time heals all wounds”
MWL: Changed my policy with geico and the agent said, “OK! You’re Miss Independent now!”
A Recipe for Insomnia
May 14, 2014Thinking about––The theme from “Le Locataire,” by Philippe Sarde, Chopin’s Ballade 1, Three Women, Anne Sexton, Agnes Richter, handwritten notes, unpaid bills, unwritten notes, freshly baked biscuits
I Miss You Every Day
May 13, 2014I really wanted to post something original––I have an okay original essay that I shopped around a bit and might slap up here––but when I came across this anecdote about Sylvia Beach, doyenne of the original Shakespeare & Co., my most special home, I just couldn’t resist sharing it. Background: this take place during the Nazi occupation of Paris, obvs.
“My German customers were always rare, but of course after I was classified as ‘the enemy,’ they stopped coming altogether––until a last outstanding visit ended the series. A high-ranking German officer, who had got out of a huge gray military car, stopped to look at a copy of Finnegans Wake. Then he came in and, speaking perfect English, said he would buy it. ‘It’s not for sale.’ ‘Why not?’ My last copy, I explained. I was keeping it. For whom? For myself. He was angry. He was so interested in Joyce’s work, he said. Still I was firm. Out he strode, and I removed Finnegans Wake from the window and put it safely away.
“A fortnight later, the same officer strode into the bookshop. Where was Finnegans Wake? I had put it away. Fairly trembling with rage, he said, ‘We’re coming to confiscate all your goods today.’ ‘All right.’ He drove off.
“I consulted my concierge. She opened an unoccupied apartment on the third floor. (My own apartment was on the second floor.) My friends and I carried all the books and all the photographs upstairs, mostly in clothesbaskets; and all the furniture. We even removed the electric-light fixtures. I had a carpenter take down the shelves. Within two hours, not a single thing was to be seen in the shop, and a house painter had painted out the name, Shakespeare and Company, on the front of 12 rue de l’Odeon. The date was 1941. Did the Germans come to confiscate Shakespeare and Company’s goods? If so, they never found the shop.
“Eventually, they did come to fetch the proprietor of Shakespeare and Company.”
A Psychology Writer’s Fantasy
May 9, 2014“I also had the benefit of being given completely free rein to wander into any office, basement, attic or storeroom at Chestnut Lodge over a five-year period and read whatever I found there. Because the Lodge’s archives were being created during precisely these years, I was allowed the pleasure of reading each manuscript, listening to each tape, and studying each photograph within a few months of its discovery. This is every biographer’s dream: being handed the keys to a room filled with treasures and told simply to turn out the lights at the end of the evening. (Since I was on the grounds of a still-vibrant mental hospital, I was also told that if I wanted lunch or dinner in the cafeteria as a break from working, I should simply sign myself in under ‘guests.’) Researchers who must rely on archives constructed according to someone else’s plan have to spend a lot more time searching for what they need than I did.”
~ From Gail Hornstein’s (excellent) biography of Frieda Fromm-Reichmann, To Redeem One Person Is to Redeem the World
A Tweet, and a Theory
May 8, 2014A Tweet: @Green-WoodCemetery––You should have a writer’s residency program like AmTrak.
A theory: There are two kinds of people in the world: those who are comforted by knowing other people have problems very similar to their own and those who are comforted by knowing other people have problems very different than their own.
Today
May 7, 2014Back By Popular Demand
May 7, 2014By request, I’ve decided to recreate one of my most popular posts of last year: quick and dirty reviews of Met Ball looks. This year, I’m using the Cut’s slideshow (which is not to say I didn’t use it last year––I genuinely don’t remember) and I have to say, I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE:
1. Beyonce: Interesting, I admit begrudgingly
2. Taylor Swift: Dancing with the Stars prom-themed reunion show
3. Lupita Nyong’o: so many feelings
4. Kim and Kanye: boring, as always
5. Anna Wintour: ditto
6. The Olsen Twins: Why do I love this?
7. Rihanna: Hashem WHEN WILL THE CROP TOP TREND DIE?
8. Anne Hathaway: the only good example of a CT I’ve seen in ages
9. Gisele: Yet another reminder that perfection is boring
10. Jessica Lange: Hello eyebrow lift
11. Kristen Stewart, I like parts and hate the whole
12. SJP: I am bizarrely underwhelmed
13. Victoria Beckham: WHY IS EVERYONE SO BORING
14. Naomi Campbell: without the cut-outs this would have been awesome in a Liberace sorta way
15. Karlie Kloss: Hate elbow length gloves on women
16. Amber Valletta: THERE ARE NO PANTS AT THE BALL! (name that movie)
17. Katie Holmes: Why kick her when she’s down?
18. Michelle Williams: I feel like I’ve seen her in this a million times before
19. Amy Adams: The first one I’ve actively liked
20. Rita Ora: Who exactly is Rita Ora?
21. Donatella Versace: Hard to look away from that face
22. Nicole Richie: I know I should hate this more than I do, but it reminds me of 8th grade
23. Jourdan Dunn and Toni Garra: Models? I like both. Then again, hard to go wrong when you’re that tall
24. Emma Stone: She looks pretty great
25. Kate Upton: Chiquita Banana, in mourning
26. Cara Delevingne: Michelle Rodriguez was a bad sartorial influence
27. Kirsten Dunst: Oh please
28. Lena Dunham: What I want to say will certainly not be PC
29. Jenna Lyons: AHHHH IT’S A TALL GOLUM
30. Marion Cotillard: Not so bad from this angle, but I think I’d hate it from a different one
31. Solange: Is that a bad toupee?
32. Joy Bryant: Hello 2001?
33. Chloe Sevigny: forgot the gestalt aspect
34. Jessica Pare: Not bad
35. Kristein Wiig: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PANTS
36. Bradley Cooper: skipping stupid boys
37. Shailene Woodley: Disaster
38. Amber Heard: fine, but Johnny Depp looks like Ebenezer Scrooge out on the town
39. Florence Welch: Never change
40. Zoe Saldana: Decent
41. Kate Bosworth: decent, albeit sorta emaciated
42. Stephanie Seymour: Chiquita Banana, at play!
43. Rachel McAdams: too monochrome for her own good
44. Rashida Jones: the ball gown thing doesn’t really work for her
45. Erykah Badu: Pharrell’s hat on steroids
46. Maggie Gyllenhaal: Someone else said it best––a 70s cult leader all dressed up
47. Stella McCartney: Why so glum?
48. Allison Williams: nice
49. Frank Ocean: I think I like him, in general
50. Charlize Theron: lose the jacket
51. Margot Robbie: Oof
52. Miguel: who?
53. Naomi Watts: I’d also like to get rid of this sheer bottom trend thing
54. Claire Danes: I hate it despite the fact that it’s relatively unoffensive
55. Chrissy Teigen: A little strange in the stomach area, but different, so yay?
56. Anna Kendrick: Didn’t she wear this to the Oscars?
57. Emmy Rossum: tablecloth
58. Kate Mara: moss on a rock
59. BOY
60. Chanel Iman: She looks great, but A$AP ROCKY is terrifying
61. Hailee Steinfeld: Um. It’s not doing anything for me.
62. Blake Lively: The usual Barbie fare
63. Elizabeth Olsen: Toddlers & Tiaras (although I dig the shoes)
64. Sarah Silverman: I cannot deal with her in this context
65. Christy Turlington: Well done
66. Rosamund Pike: No
67. Donna Karan: diaphanous ain’t working for her
68. Reese Witherspoon: Yeah I like it
69. Joan Smalls: The lipstick would have worked LAST YEAR
70.Karolina Kurkova: Very… large
71. Adele Exarchopoulos: I didn’t even recognize her. Hm. I need to think about this.
72. Bee Shaffer: Alright
73. Dee Hilfiger: Poorly executed Mad Men reference?
74. Fei Fei Sun, Marina Rust, Tori Burch: Okay for the first two, I take back what I said re: gloves. Tori, on the other hand, looks matronly.
75. Karen Elson: Kinda love it.
76. Maggie Q: Who?
77. BOY
78. Alexa Chung: I am positive I would have loved this when I was 21
79. Chloe Grace Moretz: I am rooting for this kid, really
80. Amanda Peet: Makes her look dumpy. Which is… crazy.
81. Robin Deardon: Fine
82. Zooey Deschanel: Too prom-y
83. Sofia Coppola: I don’t hate this!
84. Diane Kruger: Nice, but a little old for her?
85. Janelle Monae: Hipster matador
86. DUDE
87. Greta Gerwig: UUUUUUGHHHH
88. Felicity Jones: Coulda used some make-up?
89. Kendall Jenner: I respectfully decline to recognize her existence
90. Natalie Massenet: Her torso looks like book pages flapping in the wind
91. Jessica Alba: Makes her look pregnant, oddly
92. MEN (ish)
93. Lily Allen: Hate. Loathe. Despise.
94. Oh I just can’t
95. Lake Bell: She looks bomb.
96. Elettra Wiedemann: They spelled her last name wrong. That’s all I’ve got.
97. GUGU!?
98. Olivia Munn: Would have been better with slightly less tit
99. Riley Keough: Disqualified for pants
100. Fabiola Beracasa: Uh, sure. Not wild about the color but everything else is pretty glam.
101. Lea Michele: A poor man’s Amy Adams in American Hustle
102. Catherine Martin: Delightfully wacky
103. Kylie Minogue: Yawn
104. Zoe Kravitz: I can actually SEE YOUR VAGINA
105. Hayden Panettiere: Prom in Palm Beach
106.Elaina Watley: I don’t know who this is, and I never want to see her dress again.
107. Leighton Meester: I don’t hate this.
108. Laetitia Casta: Hm. Interesting. The cut on top is a little dumpy but otherwise not bad.
109. Ruth Wilson: I like her face?
110. Selena Gomez: She dresses like a 47 year old
111. Lily Aldridge: She is as exciting to me as Melba toast
112. Ming Xi: My lord she is slim
113. Michelle Monaghan: You go, Maggie!
114. Julie Macklowe: It’s so bright.
115. Ivanka Trump: Rivals #114 for worst color
116. BOY
117. Dree Hemingway: I’ve stayed up since I saw this trying to decipher how I feel about it
118. Imogen Poots: Her last name sounds like how I feel about this dress
119. Livia Guggioli: Orange and black––bold idea
120. Dianna Agron: Feh
121. Georgia May Jagger: My lesbian crush looks awesome
122. Suki Waterhouse: Looks way skinner than she did last week, eh? Dress is fine?
123. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Yeah, okay, I’m into it!
124. Liu Wen: A
125. Dita Von Teese: the mermaid tail is amazing
126. Katie Couric: Does nothing for her
127. Emily Cole: Is that his daughter? That’s as much enthusiasm as I can muster
128. Giovanna Battaglia: Looks like it’s going to fall off
129. Gabrielle Union: Burn this
130. BOY
131. Dakota Johnson: Do we just have to lie down and take her fame now?
132. Brie Larson: Clown with a spending problem. Or something. PLEASE KILL ME.
133. Stacy Martin: Man, what a person with a teaspoon of fashion sense could do with her body. Sigh.
134. LaLa Anthony: WOAH
135. Sandra Lee: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
136. Arizona Muse: Yep, awesome
137. Aerin Lauder: Is it weird that I keep thinking about how old we’re all getting?
138. Tabitha Simmons: Interesting but it sort of makes her look… stout?
139. BOY
140. Nancy Chilton: I should know who this is
141. Oof, Anna Wintour’s son looks… not cute
142. BOY
143. Coco Brandolini and Bianca Brandolini: They look just like the D&G ads?
144. Idina Menzel: Lea Michele made bigger
145. Selby Drummond: Thoughtful, at least?
146. Hannah Bagshawe: LIPSTICK: wear it.
147. Sandrina Bencomo: Don’t like the hoop at the waist, but it seems like it would be hard for her to look really horrible.
OMG That was painful. Off to have a morning martini…

