Itinerantdaughter's Blog

I read this story today on a website so bad it’s embarrassing, and it seems to me so beyond obvious that this is not the whole story.

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Greg Rodriguez, the host of A Rifleman’s Journal was shot and killed last night in Montana.

Police say he was enjoying a glass of wine at a female friend’s home when her husband came home and immediately shot and killed him.

The husband then proceeded to beat up his wife, drive her and their two-year-old child over to a relatives house, return to the scene of the crime, and eventually his own life.

Ugh. What a devastating tragedy.

Local sheriffs won’t speculate on the husband’s motive, but they’re confident this is an “open-and-shut” case of murder-suicide.

A Rifleman’s Journal was a popular hunting program on the The Sportsman Channel.

Just so everyone knows, the secret password to get onto the Armory Show’s WiFi is “armorypress.”  Tell your friends.

I am happy to take on the job of Blog Euthanizer, even though I know no such thing exists yet.  I am, however, someone of a prophet when it comes to technological advances in that a few years ago, I predicted the coming of the E-Undertaker, a person who dismantles the social media of someone who passes away.  What I would like to do is troll the Internet and destroy blogs that are horribly maintained –– the exact rules will be determined by a tribunal of “experts” who will be gathered together in a conference room at a midtown Marriott some time in April.  (To apply, contact Siobhan.  You know how to get her.)

I just picked a wedgie on the street in Borough Park.  Waiting for the modesty squad to haul me off.  #modestysquadofBPinc

That’s how you do it, right?

According to the Times, science tells us that a “Mediterranean diet” could reduce your risk of heart disease.  Somebody back me up here –– wasn’t that common nutritional knowledge by now?  (Do we just feel better that we can quantify it?)