ROOM 237 DOCUMENTARY

October 19, 2012

I emailed the producers about this Shining conspiracy theory documentary in January of this year to inquire about screenings.  Allegedly being ahead of the game doesn’t get one anywhere at all.  Note to self.  Well, it appears that it premiered at this year’s New York Film Festival, and won’t be out until March 2013, and even then only in small release.  The film’s website says it’s about the below:

ROOM 237 is a subjective documentary feature which explores numerous theories about Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining” and its hidden meanings.  This guided tour through the most compelling attempts to decode this endlessly fascinating film will draw the audience into a new maze, one with endless detours and dead ends, many ways in, but no way out.  Discover why many have been trapped in the Overlook for 30 years.

Chuck Klosterman, who saw the film (bastard!), gives the following details:

“[The documentary] approaches The Shining from the perspectives of five obsessive theorists (none of whom are ever shown onscreen — you only hear their voices). Two of the theories are really just deep critical readings of the film: One insists The Shining is about the Native American genocide and the other suggests The Shining is a metaphor for the Holocaust. The other three hypotheses are less reasonable, but more creative and inimitable: One person sees the entire film as Kubrick’s unspoken confession that he faked the moon landing. Another focuses on secret images in the movie that involve the Greek myth of the Minotaur; the third is built around the premise of subtextual synchronicities that hinge on watching the film backward and forward simultaneously.”

Behind the scenes!

Oh, how I do want to see this film!  I have my own conspiracy theory about The Shining that involves the man in the bear costume giving a blow-job to the random ghost at the end of the movie when Shelly Duvall is running around looking freaky and feeling freaked, but I’ll save that for another time.

Pity Flowers UPDATED!

October 18, 2012

My boss sometimes buys me what I like to call “pity flowers” because he feels bad for being such an incompetent person and for me having to babysit a grown-ass man.  Today, he decided to buy me these flowers that are ball sac-shaped, light green, and covered in small hair-like things.  He told me he got them because they’re weird and I’m weird.  He also told me I was never allowed to ask him what they were called.  From Googling, though, it would appear that they are a type of flower known as a “swan flower.”  Here is a picture:

WEIRD

According to Wikipedia, here are some fun facts about the swan plant:

*Also called a balloon plant or balloon cotton-bush

*It is a milkweed native to southeast Africa

*The sacs are described by the Wikipedia writer as “bladder-like”

*They are a food source for caterpillars and monarch butterflies

 

UPDATE: Apparently at bodegas these are often labeled as “hairy balls.”  This, I’m guessing, is why my boss told me I was never allowed to find out what they’re called.

A Peep of Pinter

October 17, 2012

I Know the Place

I know the place.

It is true.

Everything we do

Corrects the space

Between death and me

And you.

Sad Girls Zine

October 16, 2012

A ‘zine I wish I had edited, and that I will hopefully contribute to in the future?

Artist is Grace Lee.

Oh, that reminds me that I’m working on an epic post about the 90s and girl-dom, but it involves as lot of cutting and pasting, which is obviously really labor intensive and will take me approximately 3-4 weeks.

Three Celebrities I THINK I’ve Seen Over the Past 24 Hours…

October 16, 2012

… but am not 100% positive.

1. Jim Jarmusch

2. Shawn Astley

3. Brendan Sexton III

16 Ways To Say “Potato” in Poto-and-Cabengo-Ese

October 13, 2012

1. poo day dooz

2. puh da tut

3. buh da duh

4. puh tay toe sa led

5. po ta too

6. puh day too tah

7. po da tuht

8. po da too

9. po day tah ta led

10. puh tah ta let

11. boo day poo tile

12. buh da too

13. puh tay toe ta led

14. puh ted ta led

15. puh tay to tah

16. puh toe toe

I’ll Give It to the Nonsense Listserv

October 13, 2012

This sounds pretty fun:

 

NYC Fifth Annual Big Wheel Race

Welcome back to Fluff’s Fifth Annual NYC Big Wheel race. The past five years have shown us the marvels of madness with Ice Wheels, speed trials and countless four-wheeling events on three wheels. We’re back to the brouhaha that started it all.

Bring your own Big Wheel. This includes: Big Wheels, trikes, velocipedes, skateboards you can sit on and control, ice boxes, toilets with wheels, soapbox vessels, or other hand made or rehashed contraptions.

The rules are as follows: Your seat or bottom must be no higher than 12 inches above the ground. Avoid rubber wheels; plastic or other is favored. Wear safety gear. Riders have been known to break 30mph. This is open to everyone. You ride at your own risk. We’ll use both the Rocket Path and the Danger Loop.

Costumes: superheroes are encouraged to dress the part and ride as the heroes they are. Wonder Woman, we miss you, please come back. Performers: If you’d like to play your guitar, bring your hoop, spin poi, or teach us all how to paint small children’s faces please do so.

Central Park

106th Street and 5th Avenue entrance, walk up to the top of the path, Manhattan

3p photos, 3:30p racing, 5:30p enchiladas; $free

 

Then again, I’ve always been a sucker for those pillow fight people.

Friday Funnies

October 12, 2012

LB:  i got on the scale today and it read “low”

i was hoping it was referring to my weight but it was referring to the battery.

me: BAHAHAHAHAHA

LB:  also my aunt ran over her dog for the second time.

me:  omg

LB:  she’s such a flake.

Word Problems

October 12, 2012

It’s really frustrating that the word “dope” can refer to both marijuana and heroin.  I mean, it’s too ingrained now to stop, but I thought I’d whine about it for a second.  I don’t know about you guys, but it causes me a lot of problems in my own life.

On the next episode of “Word Problems”: the new favorite GLBT, “them.”

POTO AND CABENGO FINALLY

October 11, 2012

I finally found a place to watch the full-length Poto and Cabengo online.  And in it, I found new fashion inspiration.

Poto, Cabengo and Granny