Why GChat/AIM is the Death of Conversation

July 7, 2009

…because in no other context would it be acceptable to get up and LEAVE the conversation UNNANOUNCED.  The floor has dropped out from beneath us.

…on another note (still coming from the unibomber side of my brain, though), I have gotten TWO comments from people I do not “know” (not in the e-sense) in the past month!  How do you find me?!  What do you want me to write about?  I can talk about anything, fo serious.  Lint, incest, pizza, nineteenth century Russian history…okay, maybe not so much that last one, but I can talk about Infinite Jest!  And not many people (at least not many who say “fo serious”) can claim that!  *Cue dissenting statements.

It could be worse…

July 6, 2009

D: so next time you have a bad day, just remember that you didn’t send a sex tape of yourself to an entire class of 5th graders

Image Craving

July 6, 2009
Catherine Deneuve marries David Bailey

Catherine Deneuve marries David Bailey

A Vote

July 5, 2009

If someone told you they were really into “Holocaust Porn”, would you think that:

A. The porn was set in a concentration camp
B. They got off on watching genocide itself?

Jesting, Infinitely: Part II

July 4, 2009

“…and for an instant the Provident cafeteria seems pin-drop silent, and his own heart grips him like an infant rattling the bars of its playpen…”

This is What is Wrong with America

July 2, 2009

ID: oh man

i saw the scariest shit ever the other day
a pink party bus
i was in a taxi next to it
LM: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
ID: and a bunch of kids were grinding in the aisle
LM: hahahahahahahaaaaa
ID: i started cracking up
but i was crying inside
it was sooooo awful
LM: i’m literally laughing in my cubicle
ID: i literally was like, this is emblematic of EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE
WORLD
LM: i wonder if they do …. bah mitzvahs?… 25th birthday parties??
people grinding anywhere – particularly in a pink party bus – is always a red flag to the rapid demise of our civilization.
Words of wisdom…

“102 Colors from my Dreams”

July 2, 2009

I was completely enchanted by this piece by Spencer Finch when I saw it this past December at Art Basel in Miami (where in the world was I.D.?) and have managed to track down some nice pictures of it. Finch made Rorschachs of colors that he claims to have seen in his dreams. Beneath each are tiny explanations such as “Knitting a sweater and crying” or “Ham in a Mercedes Limousine”, etc.

102 Colors from my Dreams

102 Colors from my Dreams

This dream is: "Vest (Bob Dylan in a Skyscraper)"

This dream is: "Vest (Bob Dylan in a Skyscraper)"

The Definition of Ethereal

July 1, 2009
Anne Louise Lambert as Miranda in Peter Weir's Picnic at Hanging Rock

Anne Louise Lambert as Miranda in Peter Weir's Picnic at Hanging Rock

JUSTIN MURPHY, JOURNALIST: One of those is Ann-Louise Lambert. Her character, the enchanting Miranda, had a surreal presence in the film – ethereal, untouchable, mysterious. One of her experiences on location connects eerily with that character. After one tough filming session where nothing went well, Lambert, in full costume, wandered off into the bush to be alone. She soon realised she was being followed. She turned to find an old woman clambering over the rocks towards her. Instantly, she recognised Joan Lindsay.

ANN-LOUISE LAMBERT, ACTOR: And she came up to me and just threw her arms around me immediately. And she said directly into my ear, um, “Oh, Miranda. It’s been so long.” And she was very emotional. And, um, and she just hung on to me for what seemed a long time. And finally she let me go and sort of stared at me. And she was, you know…she had tears in her eyes. And she was quite shaky. And it felt very…like a very powerful, very true thing, you know, that she was feeling. She was remembering somebody or something that was true.

Nod to George W. S. Trow

June 26, 2009

Theory: Michael Jackson is more “alive”/beloved now than he has been in the past ten years.

The Songs That Best Sum Up My Life

June 26, 2009

Because “theme song”s sounds lame.

“You Don’t Know How it Feels to Be Me” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

“Don’t Be Scared” by A.R.E. Weapons

“Dig a Pony” by the Beatles

“This Cloud” by Bush (nod to my moody teenage years)

“Hospital Beds” by Cold War Kids

“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails (Ha!)

“I Want to Live in a Wigwam” by Cat Stevens

“Dedicated Follower of Fashion” by the Kinks

“I Want to Know What Love Is” by Foreigner (is she joking?  I can’t tell…if not, that’s pretty sad…wait, seriously?)

“What Is Life” by George Harrison

And the grand, choreographed dance finale to my movie-life:

“Papa Was a Rolling Stone” by the Temptations